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I’m up! I’m up! I’m up.
Are u gonna look cray today or are you gonna look like you always do?
(Ways In Which My 4-year-old Has insulted Me)
You have a lot of hairs on your face. Is that a mustache or a beard?
Clara and I were playing in your underpants and they fit both of us at the same time.
Your breath smells like a fart.
Your tummy looks like a bagel.
Can I have your iPad when you’re done?
Which ones the oldest, grandma, grandpa or you?
Mommy when you wave your arms really fast sometimes it sounds like you’re clapping.
Did you take a shower today cause I don’t think it worked.
Sometimes your mad face makes me laugh.
It’s so funny how the hair on your kiki look like a squirrels tail.
Mommy when we come home I’ll tell you all the things you did wrong today.
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Momhead. It’s so funny how the hair on your kiki look like a squirrels tail. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.