Mitchell And Webb – Kill The Poor
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Sir, we’ve run every viable model through the computer, and it looks like there just are no easy solutions to this recession.
Yeah, raising VAT, cutting VAT, raising interest rates.
Raising interest rates on VAT, lowering income tax in raising VAT.
None of it seems to really help.
Have you tried Kill All The Poor?
Sir, with respect and we had this conversation before.
I’m just saying, if you tried it?
No, of course, we haven’t tried it. We are not going to try it.
I’m not saying do it, I’m just saying run it through the computer and see if it would work.
Whether it would work is not the issue.
So you think it might work, that’s pretty ripening.
No, I don’t think it will work.
Why don’t you think, it might?
Because they don’t want that, you know they clean all, we need them for all the things that we don’t fancy.
Are you thinking of immigrants?
Look, there’s an easy solution for this guys. Just run it through the computer and check.
I can’t believe you haven’t done it drunk as a joke.
Let just do it quickly.
I’m not going to do it.
Because it’s offensive and evil.
I don’t see the objection, the computer is not going to be offended, just run it through the computer will say, no, it wouldn’t help to kill all the poor and I’ll stop going on about it.
Okay, there, see, satisfied?
Have you tried raise VAT and Kill All The Poor? Look we just fact-finding?
Why do you so want to Kill All The Poor, sir?
I don’t want to do anything of the sort, but I think it’s important to know, if it would help?
Of course, it wouldn’t help, the computer says, it wouldn’t help, so we are not doing it.
That’s why we are not doing it.
That’s the only reason why we are not doing it, bloody hell now, I’m offended.
I shouldn’t have asked you to run that through it, it turns out to be the come out positive, you would have started work by now. Here I am blue-sky thinking amongst friends, and I didn’t realize, is there any coldhearted pragmatism that’s keeping you from pumping gas into little.
I’m confused, sir.
No, just because the computer says that killing all the poor will help the economy, doesn’t mean I’m going to do it, it’s morally wrong Anne that’s why we can run it through the computer because we know whatever it says, we are not going to do it, that’s the page I’m on Anne; are you going to burn the book?
We were pretty sure that child [Brussels] would help with arts funding, because does that mean we did it. No. never got beyond that pilot scheme in Yorkville.
You are quite right, sir, I’m sorry if I in anyway cause dispersions on your commitment to the sanctity of all human life.
It’s all right, guys I think it’s pretty clear, what we need to do, shave half a percent of interest rate, shore up the pound, keep VAT steady for now, and round up all the dwarfs.
Mitchell And Webb – Kill The Poor. Have you tried Kill All The Poor? Sir, with respect and we had this conversation before. I’m just saying, if you tried it? No, of course, we haven’t tried it. We are not going to try it. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.