Miley Cyrus – 7 Things I Hate About Cardboard – 7 Things – Parody

I probably shouldn’t say this.
Because my friends think that I’m weird.
Everytime I say I love you they remind me you can’t hear.
It’s because you’re cardboard. I’m always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can’t they see.
And you’re still standing in the same way.
Just how i left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don’t fall.

The 7 things I hate about you.
You’re fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I want to be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute

It’s awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dood are you serious?! You’re delirious? She is cardboard
she can’t hear us.
YES I CAN.
Dood zomg did she just talk?!
She’s been real all along! Say something again!

DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

Your fake you
Break you
You are not real
Only if I had something to feel
You are too thin we know that side
You cost me a lot
I know I could cry
My friends are jerks and they make fun of us
You just know it hurts
I wanna be with the real Miley
And there is 7 things I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
And compared to all the great things
It would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The seven that I like
There is seven things I like about you

Your hair
Your eyes
Cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you’re hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can’t wait till Chris is gone!
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it’s alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.

Miley
Here is looking at you cardboard.

Miley Cyrus – Parody – 7 Things I Hate About Cardboard.