Man Sings Love Song To The Tune Of The Wreck Of The Edmond Fitzgerald
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[Man Sings Love Song To The Tune Of The Wreck Of The Edmond Fitzgerald]
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It’s fairly well know in the place I call home I like girls with an @ss that is roomy.
I met and old slut with a very large butt. She said, “Son, for 10 bucks you can do me”.
The bathroom wall said that she gave some good head and for a good time to call her this ev’nin’
I was worried though that I just didn’t know If I’d wind up with some dude name Steven.
I gave her a call and we went to the mall and we enjoyed a couple of Slurpees.
Was two days or more, I was pretty damn sore. I found out, the old bag gave me herpes.
Her hair was dyed she didn’t have a good side. She had moved from some place near Boston.
When I got her home and she took of her clothes well my cookies I just about tossed ’em.
Her bush when she turned, looked like an over grown fern in desperate need of some water.
Her elbows and knees had some scabby disease and her mustache looked like Sergeant Slaughter’s.
I turned off the lights, ’cause if looked at her right I feel like my eyes would start failin’.
But I ran outside as my lunch began to slide. And I vomited over the railin’.
I went back inside to finish my ride, sayin’ Betty it’s been good to know ya.
She said not so fast bro, there’s somethin’ you should know, now come here I got somethin’ to show ya.
The skin looked all wrong right up next to her thong it was red and it looked irritated
Felt and itch on my crank, and then my heart just sank, aww damn I shoulda just masturbated.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes when you pee and feels just like acid.
Was two week ago that I slept with that hoe, and my pen1s, now it just stays flaccid.
You might like this song and you might sing along and you may even think that it’s funny.
But you wouldn’t know if every time you go there’s a discharge that’s white and real runny.
My tale now spans all across this great land from Maine all the way to the Rockies.
My pen1s now steams like a cappuccino machine and it keeps burning holes in my jocky’s.
That filthy old ho lives in Detroit they say and it’s doubtful that anyone’s carin’.
Her career high she banged 29 guys on the hood of her Chrysler LeBaron.
The Doctors all say that smell won’t go away, like some shrimp that’s been shipped here from China.
I tried Listerine even used Listerine but my nuts still smell like filthy vag1na.
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