Malcolm Tucker Peter Capaldi Swearing


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[Malcolm Tucker Peter Capaldi Swearing]


Preventable sickness in many of the poorest countries around the world. And of course, the big one is diarrhea which is a major major issue…

Ah, diarrhea. This is the Minister for International Development. He should be talking about food parcels, not fucking arse-spraying mayhem.

So if we can tackle the easy things like diarrhea, then we can…

Oh, say it again. Yes, very good. What is this, the shitting forecast?

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– Minister.
Not the time, love.
– I’m busy. Fuck off.
– This is Toby.
Toby, hi. I’m glad you could make it. It’s a bit of an odd morning here.

Welcome to the madhouse. I apologise for Malcolm.

Don’t apologise for me. Apologise for yourself. Did I not just tell you to fuck off and yet you’re still here?

It’s true, I am, yes, still here.

Hi, foetus boy, lesson one, I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?

Eff off?

You’ll go far.

– Now, fuck off.
– Right.

Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight.

You’re not on Question Time. You’ve been disinvited.

– We’ve been prepping Question Time.
– Why wasn’t I told about this?

Why the fuck would I tell you about it? I told you to fuck off twice.

You should tell me about it because it’s a scheduled media appearance by this department’s secretary of state so it falls well within my purview.

– Within your purview?
– Yes.

Where do you think you are, some fucking Regency costume drama? This is a government department, not a fucking Jane fucking Austen novel.

– Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock.

Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me, those kids make you sound like… Angela Lansbury.

She’s married? Poor bastard.

Malcolm, Judy’s lubricated horse cock aside for a second…

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No offence, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a fucking toilet.

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Do you know, if I could, I’d fucking punch you into paralysis.

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Don’t get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I’m all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it’ll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny. [Video Edit] I thought I was led to believe I was attending the war committee.

Yes, Assistant Secretary of State Linton Barwick asked me to brief you on the work of the Future Planning Committee.

I’m away. And here we are. The fucking Vice President has also graced us with his presence. Give him a bottle of milk.

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Malcolm, I’m sorry, can you – can you stop swearing please…

I’m really sorry. you won’t hear any more swearing from us, you massive, gay shite! Fuck off!

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Declarative sentences – that’s what I want.
– Take ’em all out.
– Linton, come here.
– What is it?
– The intel your guys couldn’t find.
I think that I am owed a massive, grovelling apology.
Congratulations, huh? Maybe they’ll give you a knighthood.

It’s a pleasure doing business with you. You know, I’ve come across a lot of psychos… but none as fucking boring as you. I mean, you are a real, boring fuck. – Sorry. Sorry, I know you dislike swearing.
– No, that’s all right.
So, I’ll sort that out. You are a boring F star-star cunt.

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Hey, buddy? Enough with the curse words, all right? Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck.

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Oh hey Yoko Ono and the two remaining Beatles piss off.

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