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Maine State Trooper

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[Maine State Trooper]

[State Trooper:] Source: LYBIO.net
Stephen Morrell, the Maine State Police. Most law enforcement officers are prepared for physical altercation when they stop a motor vehicle. What they may not be prepared for is the psychological and emotional aspect that can occur. As you watch this tape of a routine speeding offense, place yourself in my shoes, would you’ve taken the same enforcement action or made the same decisions that I made, just watch and see.

[Driver:]
What today on that I’ll have to plead guilty if I got to work I can’t go to court, take take the day off – god damn asshole. Just give me the god damn thing let me get out of here. I didn’t do nothing wrong – I know I didn’t, now let me get the fuck out of here, I got to get – I ain’t in no hurry, but I did want to get some pills for my dog, just about to get – get the fuck out of here, give me that.

[State Trooper:]
Can I explain it to you sir. So you know what you need to do?

[Driver:]
I know what I do, you are ripping me off and I didn’t deserve because I didn’t do nothing wrong, you probably sitting in that parking lot, driving right back and forth to get someone in the 40 miles or whatever friggin’ is.

I never saw the sign, I saw 55 and I’m doing 57 that’s all I know.

Now just give me the god damn thing, and I’ll look at the date, if I’m working I’ll pay the fucking fine because I can’t afford to take the day off, and if I’m not working, I’ll plead not guilty because I’m not fucking well I’m not fucking guilty – there.

Now; are you a state or local? It looks like you’re state trooper get back and pick up some more guys and run up the freaking deficit on the working man.

Just give me the damn thing let me get out of here.

[State Trooper:]
What I need to do is sign the X so I can explain this to you…

[Driver:]
Ain’t no explain I got picked up the speeding before, you’re guilty and you pay the fine, and hope the insurance don’t go out, and you try not to speed the next time. And that’s what I have been trying to do for four or five years it’s worked damn good, until I run into you, you asshole.

[State Trooper:]
Green copy is for your record, sir.

[Driver:]
I don’t – all right…

[State Trooper:]
White copy needs to be mailed in within 20 days.

[Driver:] Source: LYBIO.net
Okay.

[State Trooper:]
Make sure you read the…

[Driver:]
Yeah, I can’t read – I put this stuff away, I get bills in the mail, I don’t need to look at, $7 glasses, all right just tell me what I do Lincoln court?

[State Trooper:]
No.

[Driver:]
Where?

[State Trooper:]
Read the instructions here, this says you have 20 days to respond to this summons. Read the back of this hard copy, this will explain how you can have a trial if you want one. On the back, I’ll explain it, attaches an envelope, okay. Put a stamp on that you mail that in…

[Driver:]
I don’t mind the stamp I can afford the stamp…

[State Trooper:]
They’ll tell you what to do… The fines are here, sir, it’s $137.50.

[Driver:] Source: LYBIO.net
You’re fucking crazy, oh, oh! I can’t! You’re fucking crazy! My wife took money out of her god damn account where she’s working to pay my fucking insurance so, I wouldn’t get pick up — you’re fucking crazy.

[State Trooper:]
If you don’t pick this up, sir, I am going to summon you for littering.

[Driver:]
I’ll pick the god damn – $100 – are you fucking crazy! I wasn’t even speeding – you god damn asshole, a 100 and some dollars – JESUS! FUCKIN CHRIST!

[State Trooper:]
There is some more right there.

[Driver:]
I’ve never heard of a fine like that in my life you god damn asshole, you fucking asshole let me get the fuck out of here, just – god damn miserable fucking Jesus Christ. I don’t mind – –

I feel bad for the guys out of work, I pay my god damn state taxes and good fucking [taxes] too, let me tell you!

[State Trooper:]
I am giving you a warning on a failure to produce insurance that’s expired.

[Driver:]
Did I not give you another one?

[State Trooper:]
No.

[Driver:]
My wife told me it was expiring today, she went paid her… and all of the …. [inaudible]

[State Trooper:]
Expired on the 10th, today its 16, that’s six days ago.

[Driver:] Source: LYBIO.net
The bill was due today, okay. Whatever the date on the bill due, I apparently have paid…

[Indiscernible]

[State Trooper:]
You want your license – you want just a license.

[Driver:]
Of course I do. I can produce the insurance I probably got it here, like I said my wife by the grace of her hat – when I came home that she had taken money out of her savings account because I am fucking damn broke because the cost of living has gone up, my pay check has gone down because we getting little time on Sunday, our insurance when that $20 a week, two weeks ago, $20 to $40 a week and that’s what’s happening in the last eight, 10 years to the whole fucking country.

They’ve shut down industry, they friggin cut pay, insurance has gone up, but there is hope, and I’m gonna watch it tonight when Bill Clinton gives his acceptance speech.

But there is hope, if we can get this economy going to get start treating people fair and get assholes like you to do something decent – instead picking on some fucking innocent guy who wasn’t speeding to begin with.

[State Trooper:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Bye.

Maine State Trooper

Maine State Trooper

Maine State Trooper. As you watch this tape of a routine speeding offense, place yourself in my shoes, would you’ve taken the same enforcement action or made the same decisions that I made, just watch and see. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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