Madonna Addresses The Melbourne Australian Crowd 12 March 2016
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[Madonna Addresses The Melbourne Australian Crowd 12 March 2016]
[Madonna Louise Ciccone (born August 16, 1958:] Source: LYBIO.net
Finally, I have returned to the place I was born. I wasn’t born in America, I was born in Australia. I saved the best for the last.
And that’s the gosh darn truth, okay?
Officer can you have my hand. Officer, you’re awfully sweaty, maybe you need a towel. Don’t get my hand I’ll sweaty. Then I’ll have pimples on my forehead like you. I’m just kidding, he beautiful, a beautiful man. He looks like a movie star, right? He acts like one too.
Anyway, Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne. Do you hear how I say it, Melbourne? No. Can I just say Mel Bourne? Can I just say Mel Bourne? Fuck, yeah. I say Mel Bourne. Fuck, yeah…
I am so happy to be here. You have no idea. That’s big old country, yours is big ass country of yours, with so many friendly beautiful people. Fuck, yeah… Fuck, yeah…
Okay, so, let me ask you that stupid cliche question. Are you all having a good time?
I hope you said fuck before you said yeah.
What about you people over here, you having good time?
I hope you said fuck, fuck, yeah, before you said yeah.
No fuck, fuck, yeah. Yeah.
What about you people in the back I hope you said fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah.
No, fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah.
[Madonna Louise Ciccone:] Source: LYBIO.net
We’re all having a Lenny Bruce moment. Okay, its good. Let’s just go with it. Go with it.
If I have learnt one thing in my life it is that, just go with it, okay. If you relax, it doesn’t hurt as much. Yep, am I right guys? Huh… Am I right ladies? I crack myself up sometimes.
Anyways, I do thank you for your patience. You’ve waited over 20 years.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Fuck. Fuck me. Please, someone fuck me. I’m just kidding. I don’t have to ask that for that. Just look at Marvin just gave me a dirty look, he is like can you shhh – stay with music, don’t reveal your private life to everybody.
If you would treat me better, if you just treat me little bit better, yeah?
After my Tears of a Clown show the other night, fuck yeah, which probably 20 of you came to, right? Thank you. Thank you. You devoted 20 people. You bitches are in my gang.
Yeah. Well, this is a true story, okay, I’m all about true stories, everything I tell you tonight is true as fuck, okay.
Everyone said how you know touched they were, how moved they were, you know, how you know like, I just let it all hang out, just was vulnerable and you know, not like my big shows where everything is perfect and choreographed and you know, no mistakes and shit, anyways, you sit the fuck down.
Marvin he sent me a text message and it was a – it was a criticism.
No, the thing is, is the only criticism I got was from him.
He said I shouldn’t been funnier and I shouldn’t been more confident, oh, fuck you, anyway he is right, he could be right. The possibility is that he might be right, but I only had 2 days to rehearse.
When I come back to Australia next month, next month in the year 2019, um… I’m going do it better for you, I promise, okay?
This clown is not monkeying around, okay. I’ve got – I’ve got better jokes for you. But I’m going to tell them to you at the end of the penis, okay. Are you with me? I said fuck, fuck, yeah. Fuck, fuck, yeah.
Once is never good enough.
Twice is always better and three times is amazing.
[Madonna:] Source: LYBIO.net
So y’all want me to sing another song? Instead of fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah. You want me to sing about love? Okay, just relax it will feel better.
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