Madinthemoon – The Song I Wish Taylor Swift Would Write – Fifteen Parody
[Madinthemoon – Taylor Swift – Verse One]
Listen up all you young girls who watch and worship me. I;m here to make some major revisions to all my songs philosophies. I’ve had a running theme of saying it’s okay to stay home all day and cry just cause some lame ass boy only wants the girls who are willing to spread their thighs.
[Madinthemoon – Taylor Swift – Chorus]
Cause when you’re fifteen and a pretty girl sings about life you probably believe her. But if you listen the things I preach are so degrading. Cleanse your brain of my weak sissy mantras. Don’t feel sorry for yourself. Just cause you’re fifteen.
[Madinthemoon – Taylor Swift – Verse Two]
Just cause you wear thick glasses in a marching band don’t mean you’re undesirable. And if a boy don’t want you just because of that screw him anyway, he is a tool. Don’t spend your weekend nights at home crying on your guitar wishing life way like Disney and it don’t make you a whore. Just because you ain’t a prude. Come on girls, it ain’t just me or Miley.
[Madinthemoon – Taylor Swift – Chorus Two]
Cause if you’re a virgin and some jerk steals your hymen your life isn’t over, because your hymen ain’t all you’ve got to offer in this world. Did you know at the end of that play that Romeo and Juliet die?! When I wrote “Love Story” that detail kind of slipped by?
[Madinthemoon – Taylor Swift – Verse Three]
A few of my songs preach girl power, self respect but most of them just whine about guys, and really, most of those idiots who screw you over end up serving curly fries. Owning “Fleshlights”
[Madinthemoon – Taylor Swift – Chorus Three]
And if you’re fifteen and my sexist songs have you brainwashed please delete them from your hard-drive and your mind. Cause girls are so much better than I make them out to be helpless, cross legged, day dreaming, fiddle-dee-dee. Never forget: You’re brilliant, empowered, free. Don’t be, for lack of a better word… a pussy.
Ra ra ra ra ra, rom rom ro ma ma
Ga ga oh, la la, ra ah ah
Ro ma ma, ga
If you’re gonna listen to someone listen to Gaga. Choose creative over canned. Choose fierce over bland.
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