Louis CK – It Gets Better And Skinny Guys – Oh My God
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[Louis CK – It Gets Better And Skinny Guys – Oh My God]
[Louis Szekely (September 12, 1967)] Source: LYBIO.net
I like getting older though because for me, the kind of guy I am getting older makes my life better. You know like my sex life is way better at 45 because of the kind – look because this situation is okay at 45. This is not a fun kind of a 17 year old to be. And some people their life is better when they are younger, you know young dudes, young skinny dudes. Best life in the world, is being a young skinny dude. They don’t have to do anything. They just show up with a big Adam’s apple and a smelly t-shirt, “hey, I am here for the easy pussy for the rest of my life, so where do I – oh, everywhere, okay cool”.
But for guys like me this is not a fun youth. It gets better – I’d like to make one of those it gets better ads for just dumpy young guys. We could use a little help, a little encouragement, just somebody on TV, listen man I know it’s tough right now. You are vaguely heavy with no face, you have zero value on the sexual market place. You feel invisible to the girls in school because you are; but it gets better because you all grow up; and you pretty much look just like this your whole life; and they don’t. Their options starts running out really fast and you’re going to be there as long as you stay relatively employed and washed you’re going to be amazing in your 40’s, you’re going to be the branch that she can grab before she hits the ground. It’s gonna be so great. It just takes time for her circumstances to match your looks, but it’s gonna to happen. It’s gonna happen. When real shit matters, you’re going to be the sexiest mother fucker in the world. It’s just time, that’s all it takes. There is a formula to this, it’s pussy plus time over income squared.
Everybody has their time, everybody has their time. I mean not everybody. There are people out there who there is just nobody for them, uh um, yep. People like to say things like, there is someone for everyone. Nope, not at all true, and stop saying it, cause it’s mean to people who never find anybody. There are millions of people out there who we’ve all unanimously decided they are light speed ugly and nobody kisses them on the lips, even. Nobody touches their genitals their entire life, they just wash it and then they die, that’s all that happens. (laughing)
[Louis C.K.] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, and if you’re feeling bad for them you can go find one and fuck one tomorrow. You can just solve the problem right there. With all that kindness in your hearts, “Oh, we’ll go fuck one? Naa, I don’t think so.” That’s the one way we’re all mean, nobody does it, nobody fucks down, nobody. People fuck up or across. Some women fuck down because the guy talked to them, into that it was up. Some guy, yeah, no you should, I am totally up yeah.
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