Louis CK Hates The Movie Gravity
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[Louis CK Hates The Movie Gravity]
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Gravity was fucked up.
[Louis Szekely (born September 12, 1967),] Gravity –
That didn’t freak you out a little bit? Source: LYBIO.net
[Louis CK:] – Well 3D IMAX high, like you know how they have those logos. It should say like 3D imax high. That is the best way to see a movie like Gravity.
[Louis CK:] In didn’t otherwise like, I didn’t like the performances.
[Louis CK:] And I didn’t know why these are the people that were in the move, who are being called the astronauts.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Louis CK:] Its two people and you couldn’t have gotten anybody.
They shouldn’t have just had to.
[Louis CK:] Wouldn’t have been these two? You know terrific, made great contributions to theater of the screen.
Yes, of course.
[Louis CK:] But why fill their faces with chemicals and make sure they look like astron… I mean you could get, there are so many people…
Right, right, right.
[Louis CK:] And also the idea that she is like a reluctant astronaut. There is no such thing hence like some one is like ah. I mean the other thing didn’t workout. So I’m astronaut. In space.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And an astronaut was something to fall back on.
[Louis CK:] Yeah, I’m so stressed out when I’m in space.
Like a trade.
[Louis CK:] Yes.
[Louis CK:] This is what would happen, if you are like whatever, what she is some scientists, you go to NASA if you got a interview. Okay, you be her, okay.
[Louis CK:] And I’m going to ask you about, how you feel about the program and be – sound a slight a little hesitant.
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[Louis CK:] Okay, so are you excited to try out to be an astronaut?
[Louis CK:] Get the fuck out of here; get the fuck out of my office. There is fucking, the best – the greatest people alive do this.
Right. Everybody wants that gig.
And its their dream from the second they left the womb.
All they want to do is go into Space.
And that we gave up on being an astronaut.
[Louis CK:] If you’re obsessed with being an astronaut and you are the – and you are the best at everything that you do.
[Louis CK:] You are still going to washout and not get to space.
Right, right, yeah.
[Louis CK:] And yet this fucking like oh, and I get vertigo – not you don’t. Fuck you, and again you know on or whatever.
Oh my god.
[Louis CK:] And that why – you know when you are that fucking stoned.
[Louis CK:] And if you are in the picture and you are going inside of the that helmet looking at the world from inside the helmet its all pretty cool.
Not a freak-out though you’re not a freak-out pot guy where its like, this is like fucking freaking me out.
[Louis CK:] No because, I don’t – because they are not – they don’t know I’m watching them. So they are not interacting with me, if I interact with human beings, look at me I’m freaked…
I will freak out a little bit. Source: LYBIO.net
That was good thing.
Yeah. The vastness of space thing would get me a little…
You know I think…
[Louis CK:] I can fall right under the…
[Louis CK:] Except for, I was getting also irritated by the lack of truth with the physics, because its, they had an opportunity to teach people physics.
You’ve right. where did they fail?
Where were they off, there is a couple of time where they said they were off like where they were holding each others fingers, they said all you would have to do in real like is, is pull back gently and he would have come right back.
[Louis CK:] That’s right, the whole basically the entire crux of the drama of the movie was a giant fuck you to physics.
[Louis CK:] The idea that she is holding him, and there is some force pulling him more and more like an increasing force from what – there is nothing there is…
Centrifugal force was it?
[Louis CK:] No, I don’t think so.
What these thing spinning.
No they weren’t.
They weren’t spinning.
Yeah, okay, well although she pulled like that…
A tiny bit, he would have come right back.
And also when she is spinning. Source: LYBIO.net
But she would have gone for it too.
[Louis CK:] When she is spinning…
[Louis CK:] And she’s going oh. Oh god, oh god. Close your fucking eyes, close them. There you not – you won’t – you are not feeling it. you are not feeling yourself spin.
Oh right, right, right.
[Louis CK:] Close your eyes.
Yeah that’s all you would have to do.
[Louis CK:] Because the earth is doing this, this spinning around…
Its all relative close your eyes.
[Louis CK:] Close your eyes.
With the earth so 60 seconds.
[Louis CK:] She wouldn’t be even have to be remind it, but even honey close your eyes. All right, okay good. I’m Good.
Everything is fine now.
[Louis CK:] Okay I’m good.
That’s a good point, but I wouldn’t have thought it out if I was spinning away into nothing to see there, she probably just forgot.
[Louis CK:] Yeah, no, she is clumsy and a little forgetful…
[Louis CK:] She is like Lucy and…
George asked her, where she’s from, like wouldn’t they know all that…
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That’s took me out of the movie, they would know all that before they went up there right.
Right, the kids…
Yeah well yeah, so tell me about you, where are you from.
They would know everything about each other.
What do they talk about during the training; he just kept saying your cunt stinks a lot. That’s all he talked about in the training is cunt …
[Louis CK:] The first thousand things he said, 1001 was where are you from.
Yeah, where are you from?
And do you have any kids that fall out of that dump…
[Louis CK:] Yeah, and guess what if you have like a background, that’s edgy like your son died.
[Louis CK:] And they also – they want to – you know we are not putting you in space.
[Louis CK:] Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That could have come up.
That could be a problem.
He is going to come off…
You are going to bomb everybody out, with that shit
Yeah, we don’t need you up there all of a sudden waxing fantastic about your kid…
Fucking things up well yeah… Source: LYBIO.net
[Louis CK:] Billions of dollars that shit costs up there.
They had a, yeah they had it…
[Louis CK:] They need boring steel fucking nerve to be
Right, do you every watch some of those guys on camera when they are having the space walk like they got replace that giant cooling unit that’s the size of a refrigerator. Their dialogue back and fourth as just the most…
Technical dull fucking, well the bolt is out.
[Louis CK:] Well like if you ever listen black box recordings to fall asleep…
[Louis CK:] If you ever jack of the black box recordings.
Yes, voice recording.
[Louis CK:] Yes. They have some on YouTube and stuff.
I’ve seen, I’ve actually was listening to some of those just last week.
[Louis CK:] Well, they are the pilots even in the worst conditions are steel until the very last second…
Yeah then you got the…
[Louis CK:] We’re going to try this, we’re going to try this, this didn’t work, this didn’t work, the wing came off; we are 50 yards from the ground. AHHH! This is a last sound as I ahh…
It is the last sound.
But they’re not panicking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Louis CK:] We try this, we try this. That’s what all pilots are like, and people in space are like the .00001% best of those people.
Its exactly what it was so… Source: LYBIO.net
[Louis CK:] That guy Sully, who landed the plane on the Hudson, with the steel nerves, he would have washed out, he would have never made it. Never would have made it to space.
Something fucked up there. He would have been fucked, but meanwhile and the point is we are not going to make it, we are in the river.
We are going to try the river
Try the river.
Would you try the river?
[Louis CK:] That’s literally a waste of time
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