Louis C.K. & Jay Leno Take Shots At Each Other

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Louis C.K. & Jay Leno Take Shots At Each Other

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[Louis C.K. & Jay Leno Take Shots At Each Other]

[Jay Leno:] Source: LYBIO.net
That is probably the most heterosexual outfit I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Louis C.K.:]
Yeah, this is just…

[Jay Leno:]
You look like a man who tried to dress himself.

[Louis C.K.:]
Yeah, it is. This is it.

[Jay Leno:]
I mean, is it, it’s…

[Louis C.K.:]
Well, you look like a cop.

[Jay Leno:]
Is it inside out? I mean it’s just like – I do.

[Louis C.K.:]
Probably like protecting the President.

[Jay Leno:]
Well, this is my job. And this is my uniform. I got to wear it.

[Louis C.K.:]
I know. You are – by the way you are – and I know, I hope I could say this without insulting you.

[Jay Leno:]
Yes.

[Louis C.K.:]
You’re the weirdest looking person on the planet Earth.

[Jay Leno:]
Thank you. That’s not insulting at all. That’s very kind.

[Louis C.K.:]
I don’t mean that as a negative.

[Jay Leno:]
No, no, no, no.

[Louis C.K.:]
It is nobody – I can’t describe you.

[Jay Leno:]
Just the fact that I have a full head of hair. That’s what’s going on.

[Louis C.K.:]
Well, yes. Sure, sure…

[Jay Leno:]
I don’t mean that in a bad way. No, no I don’t mean that.

[Louis C.K.:]
No, I don’t know exactly.

[Jay Leno:]
No, no, no. Don’t take that the wrong way.

[Louis C.K.:]
I’m not. It’s just that…

[Jay Leno:]
I just don’t have to cover my chin because I’m proud of it. So, no, no…

[Louis C.K.:]
It’s not, Jay…

[Jay Leno:]
No, no. But go ahead. I’m sure —

[Louis C.K.:]
Jay, if you weren’t famous and you robbed a bank…

[Jay Leno:]
Yeah.

[Louis C.K.:]
…and the dude was describing you to like a police sketch artist.

[Jay Leno:]
Yeah.

[Louis C.K.:]
He’d be like, no seriously, what does he look like? Nobody – nobody looks like this.

[Jay Leno:]
Looks like this.

[Louis C.K.:]
Nobody looks like you. I can’t – I can’t believe I’m looking at you all the time I’m looking at you, oh my God.

[Jay Leno:]
And – and if you robbed the bank and what?

[Louis C.K.:]
I’d keep the money and be happy.

[Jay Leno:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
No, I said…

Louis C.K. & Jay Leno Take Shots At Each Other

Louis C.K. & Jay Leno Take Shots At Each Other

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