Louis C.K. – Farts
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[Louis C.K. – Farts]
[Louis Szekely (September 12, 1967)] Source: LYBIO.net
Farts take a lot [beep] for being…
People think that, that’s lowbrow humor, it’s stupid humor. To me, a fart is funny. A fart – here is – let us break down a fart for a second.
[Jon Stewart – (Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz; November 28, 1962)]
Okay. It comes out of your ass. Okay? It smells…
I’d like that you had, for that number one.
Yeah, first of all, it comes out of your ass. It comes out of your ass.
Louis C.K.: Source: LYBIO.net
It smells like poop, because it’s been just hanging out next to it for a long time. And it makes a little trumpet noise when it comes out. I mean, come on, man. What’s not – it comes (fart sound) – what’s not funny about that?
Your ass flesh rubs together, and it makes it toot; a toot noise that smells like poop that comes out of your ass. That’s hilarious. That’s the funniest thing in the world. Here is what I would say is that, you don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.
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