Louis C.K. – 9-11 Joke
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[Louis Szekely (September 12, 1967)] Source: LYBIO.net
I’m gonna uh – because I think it’s hard for a woman to have sex if they don’t feel like it, it’s not a skill they have generally, men have it, that’s just different, we have different sexual skills. Men can fuck whatever, we don’t care. We’ll fuck you when if we don’t like you. Everybody knows that. But, we’ll fuck you even if we don’t feel like fucking you. Even if we’re not hard, I’ll fuck you, give me a second I’ll find a way. We don’t care. We’ll fuck things. We’ll fuck a rusty key hole nailed to a donkey’s ass. We don’t give a shit. If we are – we are jizz on demand. We just have no – we don’t care.
[Louis C.K.] Source: LYBIO.net
Woman have another skill which is, they can decide whether or not to have sex with their minds which is amazing to me. Woman can decide not to fuck in the middle of fucking. That is so weird to me. That they can just stop cause it’s some other shit that distracted them. If I’m fucking you, you could show me a picture of you cutting my moms head off. And I’ll be like: “Oh, um, as soon as I cum we are gonna have a talk about that picture”. “That’s really umm.” Cause I need to cum, I need to, to – cumming is a need, I came the first time when I was 12 and I haven’t skipped a day. I cum everyday and I fucked maybe 20 times in my life so. It’s just been me doing most of the work and I really – you know, I jerk off way too much and it’s upsets me and I don’t know why. Maybe cause it’s so selfish, I don’t know what it is, but I know it’s bad, I know I’m hurting somebody somewhere. There’s something wrong with – I was thinking the other day, that you can figure out how bad – how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like, how long you waited? And for me it was between the two buildings going down. So I have a feeling that – I had to do it, I had to, otherwise they win, that’s the way I was looking at it at the time. It was a strange time for all of us. I know you all waited a whole week cause you’re awesome. But I just couldn’t do it. (Laughs) A boner is a boner, it’s gotta go.
Louis C.K. – 9-11 Joke. And for me it was between the two buildings going down. So I have a feeling that – I had to do it, I had to, otherwise they win, that’s the way I was looking at it at the time. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.