Lavelle Crawford Yo Mama Joke
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[Lavelle Crawford Yo Mama Joke]
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[Lavell Maurice Crawford (born November 11, 1968):] Source: LYBIO.net
Never ever get into a ‘yo mama session’ with ‘yo mama’. You hear me – you hear me sir – you hear Shaq, you hear me? Don’t get into a ‘yo mama session’ with your mama, you understand me. I’m trying to teach you, you are younger than me nigga; I can to talk to you like this.
Don’t do it, because they do not play fair.
Me and my Mama were watching that show your Mama MTV the other night, it wasn’t that funny, so I changed the channel. She’s like: whatcha do that for? I said, it’s wasn’t that funny. She said, I through it was hilarious. I said, you don’t know nothing about comedy.
She talk about – “oh really you think you can do better, because you are so called comedian”. I said first of all lady, I am a professional, ‘so called comedian’. She said really? I said really. She said, well hit me with your best ‘yo mama joke’.
Well I said, nah mama, you know how crazy your ass is – remember you threatened to take us for a ride by the lake – I am not… don’t get in this shit with you.
She said boy say what do you want about Mama? And I’d say what I want about your Mama.
I’d said; but you are my Mama aren’t you?
She said boy just stay with your want by my mama and I’ll say what I want about your mama and we’ll see who got the best joke. I said this is weird.
[Lavelle Crawford:] Source: LYBIO.net
But I said okay, fuck it. I said; mom I’ma let you know I am a professional, I’m going for the juggler.
So you’re saying I can say what I want about big mom. She said go ahead. I said cool, because I like her ass any way.
I said you’re ready, she said go ahead, well Mama Yo mama is so ugly that every time she looked at the mirror…..the mirror DUCKED!!! (HA HA….)
She said it’s the best one you got.
I said what you’ve got old lady.
She said, well yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your daddy’s dick and came in here and kissed you good night!
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