KSic – Draw My Life
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[KSic – Draw My Life]
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I cannot draw to say my life, but don’t worry, my talented artist friend, Shanna May is doing it for me, so do not scurry and at any point during the video, if you are ready to lurk, you can click that little box, the top right to check out her work, seriously, she is awesome, so let’s get started.
Draw My Life – KSic. I hope after my story, you still respect me. I don’t become someone you want to mingle, because I know a lot of you respect me, but I didn’t grow up as an angel. So here I go, the truth to the max and don’t worry, I am not going to Kony the facts.
In 1988, I was born in Los Angeles, California. Two years later, my Egyptian parents moved my older brother and me to Georgia. Few years after that my parents acted like a Walmart employee on Black Friday and got busy, because they popped out my little brother, Shady but the thought maybe dizzy. See, I love my elder brother, but I was felt like he was the favorite and extra love was given to him. So that I was excited for a little brother, I felt the future little grim.
On the education, elementary school was pretty much the only time I truly enjoyed school. I remember thinking, I really hope the other kids think I am cool. My kindergarten teacher had a problem with me though, sort of my mom she reached and expressed that I was kind of tough to teach, though she showed a lot of humility, she was worried, I might have a learning disability, but my mom though too highly of me, so my teacher only heard a scuff, because my mom reacted like a dog with flees and just shook the problem off. We didn’t know it then, but I had different forms of dyslexia and had an extremely short attention span. And the decade and a half of me feeling stupid began. After about fourth grade, no kids really liked me. I had big ears, big eyes, I talked fast and dressed funny. They called me Dumbo, loser, gaffer, a faggot and the big eared bunny.
Now, I know this might sound cruel, but this is when I actually liked school. My fifth grade crush wrote me a letter on Valentine’s Day and my heart ignited. The fact that she took the time to write me something, got me super, super excited. The letter read, Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made everyone beautiful, but what happened to you and I thought great, not you too.
My family was struggling financially, so we moved to a trailer and that’s when I heard the bell, the sweet beautiful noise of my life going to hell. I want to know, at this point, I had the most loving parents, because when things went bad, they always made it seem like nothing had. The white kids around where we lived didn’t like me, so I usually avoided the streets, because if I was alone, I was their favorite person to push and beat. I think I caused some it though, and if you were thinking, wait, what? It’s because I had a big mouth and I just couldn’t keep it shut. I didn’t want to worry about always having to go to combat, so I stayed inside, played video games, ate and got fat.
But I wanted to be cool. So I never told my family anything was wrong, I should have though, because a trip of me becoming a hateful person didn’t take long. I thought them finally got on outcast, that’s forbidden. I am keeping that black and blue secret hidden.
But it was strange, I’ve met a few new kids around the area and I got like a colored cleanse, because the fight stopped when I got defended by my new cool black friends. Yeah, they ruled. And it’s too bad we met in different schools.
I started drifting away from my family a little and lost my strong sense of morality. I seriously morphed into Charlie Sheen and lost a grip of reality.
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But a bit of hope debuted. I found the strong moral compass that was directed by Goku, yeah, Goku. I looked up to Goku. He was everything I led my family to believe I was; strong, popular, cool, and he saved the world too, what a bad ass.
First year of middle school started, but let’s act like that was a sequel to a decent movie. Do you get the message I am trying to submit? I am saying it’s boring and bad, so let’s just skip it.
My Dad had wanted us to move to Florida, because he heard, they had better flea markets and wanted to give it a try. Yeah, I know that’s kind of a weird reason to move. So don’t ask me, why?
I was so excited, moving to a place with nicer people was a thought I invited, but when we got there, things got worse of course, because the only positive non-fiction figures in my life, got a divorce.
My life felt like a game of jingo, but I thought at least I still have Goku, Cory and Topanga. Before my dad left, he took an idea out of the douche compartment and one night locked us out of our own apartment.
Next day though, what do you think happened? Let’s take some bids. You’re right, if he said, he left my mom alone with three kids. Don’t judge my dad too harshly and though there might be a hard mountain to climb, I like to think he was just having a really, really, really tough time.
The kids in this school didn’t really like me either. So I spent a lot of time alone, taking in a lot of breathers. Oh look, we hit that marker. This is when the story gets darker.
I became a dick that kid you wanted to be what a huge freaking stick. Anything I wanted, I stole from kids I didn’t like and manipulated situations to get kids I hated to fight.
Even stole from my mom, treated her like shit and the funny thing is, I thought I was the bomb!
I started studying people and realized I can manipulate them for fun. Kids who bullied me thought they got the last laugh, but quietly I knew I won.
Yep, I was a manipulating thief who – winning loser. If you are an adamant of life, you would of banned this loser.
The only thing about middle school I liked is they got pretty quick and learned how to fight, so the three brawls I got into shortly after were less of afraid.
Goku in the form of cards connected me to one of my best friends, Alex till this very day. It was cool hanging out with Alex because he learned all the problems I had but he didn’t turned me away plus he was a tank, so others wanted to fight me became more risky. He tried to help fix my problems and though he mostly failed, he helped me fit in better and he never bailed.
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Then a 9/11 happened and when the plane hit the towers, out came these vigors, who pushed me around and called me Sand Nigger. Yep, racism was at full effect for about a year, but thankfully after that, it mostly disappeared.
First day of high school and I threw on my confident costume, then looked around in the lunch room, so nobody I knew and ate in the bathroom. Hey, stop looking sad, it was one day, it wasn’t bad plus I mean it was better, I swear. It was school food I was eating and the toilet was right there, pretty convenient.
After that day, I just realized I cared way too much for people who thought about me and it didn’t make sense, because living that way, my life became the expense. So I started being who I always was, an outgoing guy. And since I started talking to a lot of people, I had a few new allies.
I had a big crush on this girl, Jessica since seventh grade and when she became single, I wanted to ask her out. I practiced in the mirror for hours without one single doubt. We were friends and I felt like the right time was here and I didn’t wanted to pass, but when I asked her out, she literally started laughing, said I was funny and walked to class; best moment of my life. I am being sarcastic, it was terrible.
There are a few other girl stories that I leave alone, because they all end with KSic in the friend zone.
The summer leading up to my tenth grade year, I lost all my extra weight, started working out and got in better shape and luckily for my mom, rebelling didn’t worsen, because I worked on who ever I was, checked back into reality, it became a good person.
Tenth grade was a great year. A few girls finally started noticing me. My mouth got me in only one fight. It wasn’t acting out, just chilling with my friends, I felt free.
But in eleventh grade, things got weird because I became really popular because I guess I grew into my looks. Who knew, that was all I took. Everyone knew who I was, but the quick turn in popularity made me sleazy, because I became a player when I found out hooking up with girls was now easy.
I had a way of making girls so special into a thought of slight yawn, then me and my douchebag friends moved on.
In my defense, that wasn’t just another douche replica. I think my subconscious was maybe still affected with what happened with Jessica. Well, I was kind of a douche actually, started developing new problems and was mean to my innocent mom again.
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Anyway, the dyslexia started hitting me hard in high school. I still had no idea how’d I thought I was just dumb. Took everyone 30 minutes to learn something, but it took me three days, that’s if I could even focus. I thought like such a bum.
I gave up trying in school in my eleventh grade and focused on how many girls me and my friends could kiss. I know that was stupid. I was confused, don’t hiss.
So now into my senior year, me my douchebag friends dropped out of school to try and get into a new one, so we could have a new pool of girls.
But we didn’t have enough credit, so pretty much I had a better chance shitting out pearls. Took me getting rejected from high school to finally wake up from my self destructive coma and luckily found an alternative way to get my high school diploma.
Ditched my douchebag friends and started a new life with a clear mind, when I took a hard look at my life and who I became, I stopped being blind.
I spend the next six years developing my morals educating myself and thinking a lot better on my feet, yes educating myself. See, when I finally found out I had a learning disability, it was easy to beat.
Okay, I wouldn’t say, easy to beat, but you know, you get the point.
I spent years locked in my apartment just reading. I found learning became fascinating, so my brain turned into a car and we started speeding.
I have to say, if my mom wasn’t so strong, smart, loving, and moral, I don’t know where I’d be. So I will take this moment to be cheesy and say, I am sorry, I was such a pain, I love you mommy.
Oh, God, I’m such a boob. I skipped one of the most important parts, YouTube. I started in 2007. I have some videos go semi viral, placing me as the 300th most subscribed YouTuber a few years back. You all shared my videos like crazy, and what really helped was a series defending gay rights and saying the hate going on was really quite whack.
I loved YouTube, because I met all of you and believe it or not, the few demons I had left, a lot of you helped me through.
So yeah, I love your faces. So if you are asking, if you love us, then why haven’t you posted a video in three months?
Well, because I felt like I was in rut, I felt I had to do Disney like comedy and I can’t do anything uncut. My friends say I am so diverse and funny and make them smile, so why is it on YouTube, I only do one type of comedy style.
So I am here to announce I am back, wow, basically. But I am going to do different comedy styles that challenge me creatively. So from my next video, please do not get defensive, because I got challenged to write rhymes that are super, super offensive.
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It’s a theatrical comedy, but not what you might have expected. I know I might have to start from scratch with viewers, but for those of you who stick with me, let’s all say, challenge accepted.
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