Key & Peele – Substitute Teacher

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Key & Peele – Substitute Teacher

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[Key & Peele – Substitute Teacher]

[Key & Peele – Substitute Teacher 2]

[Teacher] Source: LYBIO.net
All right, listen up y’all. I’m your substitute teacher Mr. Garvey, I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don’t even think about messing with me. You all feel me? Okay, let’s take the roll here. Jakequaline, where’s Jakequaline at? No Jakequaline here? Yeah?

[Jacqueline]
Uh, do you mean, Jacqueline?

[Teacher]
Okay, so that’s how it’s going to be, you all want to play, okay then; come on you Jakequaline? Balakay, where is Balakay at? No, Balakay here today? Yes, sir?

[Blake] Source: LYBIO.net
My name is Blake.

[Teacher]
Are you out of your God damn mind? Blake? What? Do you want to go to war Balakay?

[Blake]
No.

[Teacher]
Because we couldn’t go to war?

[Blake]
No

[Teacher]
I’m for real, I’m for real, so you better check yourself. De-nise, is there a De-nise? If one of y’all say some silly ass name, this whole class is going to feel my wrath, now De-nise?

[Denise]
Do you mean Denise?

[Teacher]
Oh, no. You say your name right, right now?

[Denise] Source: LYBIO.net
Denise.

[Teacher]
Say it right?

[Denise]
Denise.

[Teacher]
Correctly

[Denise]
Denise.

[Teacher]
Right.

[Denise]
Denise.

[Teacher]
Right.

[Denise]
De-nise?

[Teacher] Source: LYBIO.net
That’s better, thank you. Now a A-Aron, where are you, where is a A-Aron right now, no A-Aron, huh? Oh, you better be sick, dead or mute, A-Aron?

[Aaron]
Here. Oh man.

[Teacher] Source: LYBIO.net
Why didn’t you answer me the first time I said?

[Aaron]
Huh

[Teacher]
I’m just asking, I said it like four times, so why didn’t you say it the first time I said, A-Aron?

[Aaron]
Because it’s pronounced Aaron.

[Teacher]
Son of a bitch, you dumb messed up A-Aron, now take your ass on down to O. Shack Hennessy’s office right now, and tell him exactly what you did.

[Aaron]
Who?

[Teacher]
O. Shack Hennessy.

[Aaron]
Principle O’Shaughnessy?

[Teacher]
Get out of my God damn classroom before I break my foot up in your ass; insubordinate and churlish. Tim-mothy?

[Timothy]
Present.

[Teacher] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you.

Key & Peele – Substitute Teacher. Jakequaline, where’s Jakequaline at? No Jakequaline here? Yeah? Uh, do you mean, Jacqueline? Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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