Key & Peele – Hitler Story
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[Key & Peele – Hitler Story]
You guys see anything?
Okay. We’ll wait until dark, and then sneak back across the line, rejoin our unit. Do you guys hear something? [Shots Fired] Oh, hey.
These Americans prove to be no obstacle at all. Search the hotel.
You’ve done well to secure this position that could bode well for promotion. Speaking of which, guess who I saw at the market the other day.
Oh, I don’t know. Adolf Hitler.
I love Hitler.
Who doesn’t, but you ever see him in person?
Oh, yeah. At the Nuremberg Rally. It is very inspirational.
I know it was. I was there. Everyone was there. But up close it’s a whole different thing. For instance, it was a weekend and the [little] hairs had just started to grow on the sides of the moustache like this. So I walk up to Hitler casual…
That’s – that’s rude. I’m in the middle of a story. You’re not interested in a story about our fuehrer?
Okay good. Eva was there as well, taller than you think or Hitler is shorter, hard to say. But anyhoo, I’m buying some bread. Hitler is buying some bread.
So I’m assuming you got a better Hitler story. Source: LYBIO.net
But – no, but.
Then maybe don’t interrupt.
So I give him a salute and he gives me one of those half Hitler salutes, you know down low, very cool.
You know. Here’s what you forget.
He doesn’t say Heil Hitler.
Isn’t that funny?
Oh, wait. I think maybe next time I’ll tell him how uninterested you are in my story.
Oh, no, no, no
This is jealousy thing?
No, no, no.
You know I didn’t mean Hitler to hurt your feelings.
It’s – proceed. Of course.
So I say to Hitler I’ve actually been quite busy. Hitler laughs, and then says, you and me both; I mean he’s the fuehrer. He is so funny because it’s an understatement. I mean he is super busy. As Hitler, was taking his leave of me…
Okay, I have to interrupt you right now.
Will you speak during the cinema? The story has a build, but if you keep interrupting you kill the momentum.
What I’m trying to tell you that body is moving.
That’s ridiculous. The Americans are all dead, but if it keeps you from interrupting my awesome Hitler story I’ll prove it to you.
Yes, sir. Very good, sir.
[avoiding the bayonet] Source: LYBIO.net
No. I’ll never get used to those final death throes.
Death throes? Herr Müller, what is wrong with you? Those are not death throes. You’re being an idiot.
Insubordinate and churlish. Pity, this is the best part of the story. As Hitler was taking his leave of me he said, well, there’s no point in getting bread if you’re not going to get and at the same time Hitler said cheese, I said cheese and then Hitler and I both said jinx. Well, it was like two regular everyday peoples. You guys missed the first part, but this is all about Hitler.
Key & Peele – Awesome Hitler Story. Insubordinate and churlish. Pity, this is the best part of the story. Comedy Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.