Kevin Bacon Explains The ’80s To Millennials
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[Kevin Bacon Explains The ’80s To Millennials]
[Kevin Norwood Bacon (born July 8, 1958)] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh hi, I’m two-time Saturn Award nominee Kevin Bacon and I would like to talk to you about 80’s Awareness. Awareness of ’80s culture and technology has been in a significant decline. Especially amongst a certain demographic… I’m talking to you millennials. All you guys born after 1985 have no idea how hard life was. If I was too shy to ask out a girl, there was no OK Twinder, I went to the White Pages. Google it! And called her house. And then you had to mix small talk with her mom for like 20 minutes before Alisha even came to the phone. And let me tell you, when she turns down your invitation to Sbarro’s, you can’t just swipe away the hurt.
[Kevin Bacon] Source: LYBIO.net
You want to know my favorite app? Rubik’s Cube! I saw you tweet an article about Russia. You think Russia’s a threat now? Let me tell you about a little thing called the Cold War. They had nukes pointed at us for 20 years. You couldn’t even skateboard to a Blockbuster without getting nuked. My friend Tommy went out to rent a copy of Gremlins and never came back. You know why? Nuked. At least that’s what my parents told me. Hey, hey. I’m trying to make a point here. You guys can’t pay attention for more than two minutes? Oh forget it, I’ve had it! Can somebody take this mic please? You people will never know the comfort of parachute pants.
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