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…but can they convert that into a strong and stable victory at the national polls next month? Jonathan Pie, Westminster.
Strong and stable! Strong and stable!
Problem is it is worse, doesn’t it. You know, take back control, Make America Great Again, its on message, isn’t it?
And even the Tories don’t think we’d be stupid enough to buy; ‘things can only get better’ because they just ‘can’t’, can they, really? But strong and stable, fine. Strong and stable! Strong and stable!
I mean, in the 24 months that the Tories had a majority they called for a public debate on the EU, which was fought so appallingly and cynically that we’re now out of the EU; strong and stable.
In that 24 months they reneged on almost every promise they gave to the Scottish people during their referendum, which could finally lead to the eventual collapse of the United Kingdom; strong and stable.
After promising he wouldn’t; Cameron resigns, leaving Theresa May, a remainer who is now staking her premiership on getting us a hard Brexit.
It’s great to have someone of conviction at the helm, isn’t it?
We have a government who is presently being investigated for electoral fraud on a massive scale by multiple police forces covering 29 constituencies, meaning they’re either incompetent or criminal when it comes to finance; strong and stable. [Applaud]
Strong on the EU; she just collapsed the Brexit negotiations before they even started.
That’s not strong and stable, that’s dangerous and paranoid and cynical, playing chicken with the EU just to make yourself look hard. Fuck me. [Applaud]
Let’s just whip up a diplomatic shitstorm to win a few votes, shame on you.
Strong on health; the NHS is fucked, simply fucked, whereas six, seven years ago it was in pretty good shape.
Stable on the economy; they’ve managed to increase the national debt by an impressive £700 billion. It was weak and desperate, how quick she was to jump on Trump’s dick.
You know Merkel did it, the classy way. She got ignored by him, but you Theresa, you want to come meet the Queen.
You look weak when you sell arms to Saudi Arabia, who’s women’s rights, gay rights, human rights record, it’s a disgrace.
Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to there, Theresa, not too hard on human rights, are you?
Strong and stable on public safety; closing fire stations, privatizing prisons, police numbers down by 14%.
No, I haven’t finished in. Works rights, fuck ’em.
The Tories disdain for the unemployed is well known, but their own disdain for disabled people and their carers, that’s a new one on me.
Strong and stable futures for our children; this is where it gets really good, okay.
Child poverty through the roof cuts to education, cuts to education – to the tune of £3 billion.
Here’s a strong and stable Tory proposal; Child Protection Services to be opened up to private firms whilst abolishing 80 years worth of child protection laws. Bring it on!!!! How did they get away with it? It’s good PR.
Theresa May recently hired the guy who did PR for The Sun newspaper. So the guy that does PR for the Tories is the guy that used to do PR for people that hack dead children’s phones, it’s a perfect match.
Food banks; when did that even become a thing?
Well, as Theresa hopefully pointed out; people use food banks for various reasons; but mainly because they can’t afford to eat, Theresa.
They can’t afford to eat.
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People living on the streets is doubled under the Tories.
Housing crisis? What housing crisis?
We’ve built loads of houses here and most of them are fucking mansions. You’ve – you’ve shut down domestic violence, refuge centers, you’ve decimated mental health services, you’ve slashed legal aid.
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Fffff- Strong and stable. Strong and stable. Fffff-
Thank you, Chris. Well, it’s a strong and stable victory at the local elections for the Conservatives, but can they turn that around?
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