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[Jon Lajoie – Completely Honest Commercial]
[Jonathan “Jon” Lajoie (August 21, 1980) ] Source: LYBIO.net
If you were completely honest with yourself…
I think that black people are exactly like white people
The only difference is the skin color and that’s what makes me nervous around them.
What would you sound like?
When I see a midget on the street, I don’t laugh out loud because your not allowed doing that but holly shit am I laughing on the inside. (laughs) Little midget.
Society says that woman are equal but come on.
It’s an adult in a tiny little body, I mean how is that not hilarious, it’s like a cartoon.
There are literally millions of people starving to death on this planet as we speak and I am not one of them so I don’t give a fuck.
I don’t love my 6 year old nephew just because he’s very ugly.
It’s not that I like cheating on my wife, it’s that I like having sex with other woman and not telling her.
At least once a month I’ll shit next to a toilet in a public restroom just because.
Very nice kid. Don’t love him. Ugly.
On top of it, it’s a lot harder to shit next to a toilet bowl than it is to shit in a toilet bowl. Trust me.
He’s like six years old and he looks like: who’s the guy who played the Dad in Home Alone?
Crouch next to the toilet and try to hold yourself up and you can’t shit on yourself. You gotta make sure that the shit falls next to the toilet and that’s hard, you gotta take your whole pant leg off.
One day I’m gonna die. Do you realize what that means. It means no more thoughts no more consciousness, no more experiencing life in the realm of space and time. Nothing! So why wouldn’t I pee on my brother in law’s hamster.
If you were completely honest with yourself… Source: LYBIO.net
Am I sexually attracted to minors?
You would realize…
I think the better question is: Am I as sexually attracted to adults?
That you’re a terrible person.
We are just like you
only way worse.
I’m pretty sure that I don’t love anyone. Ah umm no
You have to actually close your eyes and concentrate and pretend that your shitting in the toilet bowl just so your body will let you shit next to the toilet bowl.
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