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[John Lewis Christmas Advert Parody 2014]
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Every year… thousands of stupid penguins are sold into slavery. Forced to perform mundane, repetitive tasks until they collapse. Bullied into playing human games that their tiny penguin minds cannot understand. To live on cheap over salted fish fingers, made to bounce against their will. Prisoners in well lit suburban homes. At night forced to act as fluffy hot water bottles for spoiled rich children.
By day, they perform tasks that they really, really need hands for.
Penguins belong outside in the snow frolicking, sliding, prancing around in ways that only a Penguin can.
Not inside a house, with the central heating turned up way too high, dashing around on hot pebble stone ground, limping across all [terminal] fields, getting leaves in their little penguin feet.
Penguins need to be free, but Penguins are pretty stupid.
Unless we act now this will just keep happening, because like I said, they’re really, really stupid.
Subscribe now stop the penguin madness.
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