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[JLE – The Gentlemen’s Rant – Marijuana]
[John Elerick] Source: LYBIO.net
The only thing that marijuana enhances is sex and music. And movies. And video games. And colours. And comedy. And any lame high school job. Any job for that matter. And sex. And history class. And this video. And sex.
You know why Marijuana is the tamest of all drugs? Because Bryan Cranston didn’t win three Emmy’s for a show about growing pot to save his family. You can save that cupcake line for show time.
I don’t want any of your pot crazed crispy treats, because the last time I ate one I spent 15 minutes trying to close a drawer. That was already closed.
[Roger Roth] Source: LYBIO.net
Legalize it, don’t criticize it. Actually criticize it all you want, just please please legalize it.
California, the last thing we wanna do, is legalize marijuana and completely absolve the state of any debt causing a surplus which boosts the economy and tourism leading to more jobs and lowering the unemployment rate all while putting money back into California farmers pockets, instead of drug dealers on the street and foreign cartels, also decongesting the prison system and freeing up police resources which helps to lower taxes.
The only thing it doesn’t do make the Oakland Athletics any less shitty of a baseball team.
Pot head don’t have to tell you how natural weed is, but just because something is natural, doesn’t make it completely safe. You know what else is natural? Bears.
Medical marijuana – marijuana does one thing, it gets you stoned. It doesn’t heal you any more than 4 shots of Jamieson cures your sobriety.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend with pot brownies is a friend who later in the evening you’re convinced is gonna kill you after he melts your house.
There are only two types of stoners:
And I happen to be a very functional stoner. What was I talking about?
The best thing about pot is? You know. Ya. I can see my reflection in the lens.
4/20 more like score 20 – I have no idea what that jokes suppose to me.
If any one’s gonna get stoned around here and forget their jokes, it’s gonna be me.
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We’ll get high and laugh at them.
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