Jimmy Tatro Life According To Jimmy Starter Kit

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Jimmy Tatro Life According To Jimmy Starter Kit

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[Jimmy Tatro Life According To Jimmy Starter Kit]

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Are you tired of looking like someone that people don’t want to punch in the face?

Do you crave everyone’s attention where you are out in public?

Are you self-conscious about the size of your penis?

Well guess what bro, the new 2016 Fuckboy Starter Kit is about to solve all your problems, jam-packed with all of the essential items that are sure to make you look like a millennial piece of shit. All for three low payments of $399.99.

Normal sweat shirts are boring and way too practical. That’s why the Fuckboy Starter Kit includes a self-contradicting leather sleeveless hoodie, sure to make you look like you just got [gut] from Bieber’s entourage. Is that guy a rapper? No, just a regular old fuckboy. I have a fuckboy, you need to attract attention in places that don’t usually require it. And what better way to do that than blowing huge clouds of smoke in public.

It even comes with two e-liquids, in your face fussion and Don Vaper.

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If you are busy vaping, you’re not going to want to use your legs. So what better way to get around than a fucking hoverboard? That’s right, each starter kit includes this generation-defining mode of transportation sure to make old people hate you more than they already do. Remind the less fortunate that they are less fortunate. And hoop on this two-wheel journey to obesity.

Now that you are a sleeveless hoodie wearing vape smoking hover boarder. You are going to have a lot of haters. And what better way to cover up your insecurities then by wearing this I love hatters hat. It will not only let everyone know you have hatters, it will also remind everyone that you are so ballz deep in your Fuckboy lifestyle, that you don’t give a shit what they think. All these amazing items just for three easy payments of $399.99, available at imafuckboy.#.

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And that’s not all! If you order now, we’ll upgrade you to the Fuckboy as fuck package, which includes a selfie stick. So you can capture your fuck boyness on the go. So buy your Fuckboy starter kit today. Be that guy.

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Jimmy Tatro Life According To Jimmy Starter Kit

Jimmy Tatro Life According To Jimmy Starter Kit

Connect for more Comedy By Jimmy Tatro:
https://www.youtube.com/user/LifeAccordingToJimmy/about
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Credits:

Narrated by:
Jake Foushee https://twitter.com/JakeFoushee

Fuckboys:
Jimmy Tatro https://twitter.com/JimmyTatro
Christian A. Pierce (Writer and Director for LifeAccordingToJimmy)
https://twitter.com/ChrisChinPierce

Hater:
Dillon Dowdell https://www.instagram.com/dillbread/

Homeless guy:
Garo Artartamaniananisy

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