Jimmy Kimmel Live – Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #6
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[Jimmy Kimmel Live – Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #6]
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[George Timothy Clooney (May 6, 1961)]
i’m very much looking forward to the day when the world stops sucking george clooney’s t**t. lumpy faced basterd.
[George Clooney] Source: LYBIO.net
[beep] you, Seauxphie.
[Jonathan Daniel “Jon” Hamm (March 10, 1971)]
i’m just gonna throw this out there. I hate Jon Hamm. I hate his face. I hate his pig name. I hate how smug he always looks. I hate Jon Hamm.
[Jennifer Anne Garner (April 17, 1972)]
Jennifer Garner looks like a duck’s vagina. Literally, a duck’s t**t.
That’s not nice.
[John Stephen Goodman (June 20, 1952)]
That “butter” that they put on your popcorn at movie theaters? It’s actually made from John Goodman’s ball sweat.
[Robert Elmer “Bob” Balaban (August 16, 1945)]
The Bob Balaban storyline on Seinfeld is creepy as f**k. My stomach turns when I see that goofy little worm.
Ah, that’s really good.
[Sarah Kate Silverman (December 1, 1970)] Source: LYBIO.net
I wanna pee in Sarah silverman’s face, no reason behind it.
No reason needed.
[Thomas Jeffrey “Tom” Hanks (July 9, 1956)] Source: LYBIO.net
Whatever. Tom Hanks is a whiner. Oh boo hoo, so you have a tropical island all to yourself.
Fuck You. I have a turtle sandbox, bitch.
[Joseph Leonard Gordon-Levitt (February 17, 1981)]
my mom thinks that joseph gordon levitt looks like a q-tip
[Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (19 July 1976)]
Benadict Cumberbatch what a dickhead.
Hm…it’s B.E.N.E.D.I.C.T dickhead.
[Robert Hepler “Rob” Lowe (March 17, 1964)]
Rob Lowe looks like skin cancer.
[Catherine Elise “Cate” Blanchett (May 14, 1969)]
Can people stop saying Cate Blanchett is beautiful? Cate Blanchett is fuckin gross dude.
That’s the worst you can do? Okay.
[Timothy Francis “Tim” Robbins (October 16, 1958)]
Listening to tim robbins on the radio, what a pretensious c**k.
[Tim Robbins] Source: LYBIO.net
Is it pretensious of me to say that you don’t know how to fuckin spell you illiterate cocksucker.
[William James “Bill” Murray (September 21, 1950)]
i find Bill Murray not funny. i was glad he got shot in Zombieland (2009).
(laughs) Oh that’s pretty good.
[Matthew Paige “Matt” Damon (October 8, 1970)]
Too bad they don’t give an Oscar for blowing ass because Matt Damon would win every year. Go buy another zoo and live in it, Bourne I-d**head. #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK
Are you wearing Yoga pants?
[James Christian “Jimmy” Kimmel (November 13, 1967)]
He’s wearing Yoga pants.
[Jimmy Kimmel] Source: LYBIO.net
That was uncalled for, especially that last thing.
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