Jimmy Fallon Donald Trump Super Tuesday Speech


Jimmy Fallon Donald Trump Super Tuesday Speech

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[Jimmy Fallon Donald Trump Super Tuesday Speech]

[James Thomas “Jimmy” Fallon (born September 19, 1974):] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank me, thank me, thank me. This has been an amazing night, we already won five states and it looks like we six, or seven, or eight, or nine. Maybe a million states by the time the night is over.

Now, I’ll admit I didn’t win every state. I only got 27% of the vote in Texas. But remember, everything is bigger in Texas. So 27% is actually more like 60%, so basically I won Texas. Thank you and thank me.

As for Oklahoma, look at it: It looks like a Trump wig that Texas is wearing, so I basically won there, too.

Of course, I want to thank Governor Chris Christie for his unblinking support – I love this guy. [Chris Christie Cutout]. He’s fantastic. He’s like my mini-me, except bigger. He’s my mega-me. Thank you mega-me, you can go home now mega-me, good boy, good mega-me.

Now since this is a press conference I’ll take your questions and or compliments – you go ahead.

You’ve been critized for failing to distance yourself from the KKK and white-supremacist like David Duke, do you have any comment on that.

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Look, first of all, I love the KKK. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney – they’re fantastic people, I’ve known them a long time. As for David Duke, I’ve already disavowed that. I disavowed it like five times, but everyone’s like, damn Donald! Back at it again with the white supremacists! Next question!

Donald what’s next, what if you get an endorsement from the Nazi party?

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Look, I support people who cannot see. I love Stevie Wonder. He’s a fantastic singer, maybe not for everybody, but I love him okay. You in the front.

Marco Rubio said he intends to say in the race. How do you feel about that?

[Jimmy Fallon:]
I don’t get this guy he keeps giving victory speeches he hasn’t won a thing. He’s like the guy who brags about being three numbers away from winning the Powerball. You know – I have more important things to focus on. I’ve got bigger fish to fry.

[Christie Cutout Slides onto stage.]

[Jimmy Fallon:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Chris that’s a figure of speech. My real competition now is Hillary Clinton. And look, I called Hillary earlier, I said; here’s the deal, in 2008 you lost to a black man, but in 2016 you’re going to lose to an orange man. That’s right, orange is the new black. And we’re going to win, win, win. In fact, I just don’t want to win the Presidency, I also want to win the Last Season of American Idol, so text TRUMP to 10112 – Together We Can Make American Idol Great Again. Cue the music….

[RIHANNA “Work” (feat. Drake):]

[Chorus – Rihanna::]
Work, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi

Jimmy Fallon Donald Trump Super Tuesday Speech

Jimmy Fallon Donald Trump Super Tuesday Speech

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