Jim Jeffries – Muslims, Beer And Burn Victims
The Accurate Source To Find Transcription To Jim Jeffries – Muslims, Beer And Burn Victims.”
[Jim Jeffries – Muslims, Beer And Burn Victims]
[Jim Jefferies (Geoff Nugent) 14 February 1977] Source: LYBIO.net
One more, Muslims, can you feel it? Can you fucking feel that? One word, one fucking word and all your assholes shrunk up and went. Oh, make it good Australian man, don’t fuck this up.
Because you think, when I say Muslims, I’m about to be racist, don’t yeah? I’m not a racist, I’m a bigot. It’s completely different. And being Muslim isn’t a race. I’m not talking about Arab people. I have no problems with Arab people. I like to eat food late at night.
I’m talking about Muslims. I’m not talking about terrorists, every comic it has a Muslim joke – does a terrorist joke. Obviously, most of them aren’t terrorists. I’m talking about the things that we know is shit. The fact that the women have very few rights in their culture. Now it sounds good in theory, but in a – modern society, it should be frowned upon. I don’t think I could be a Muslim because they can’t eat bacon or drink beer and they like the two greatest fucking things in the world. Source: LYBIO.net
You take bacon and beer away from me and I’ll fly a plane into a fucking building. I love drinking, hate people who don’t drink. Never met an interesting person in my life who didn’t drink. If you don’t drink, you are a boring cunt and all your stories suck. All your stories end the same way with, and then I got home. No one gives a shit that you’ve been promoted at work and no one gives a fuck that your kids don’t have bruises. Ever asked a non-drinker why they don’t drink? Same fucking answer every time. You go, why don’t you drink? And they go, I don’t like the taste of it.
Nobody does. No one likes the taste of it, but we drink because we fucking have to. No one has ever had a shot of tequila and gone, oh, that’s lovely. Next time, I’ll have that instead of pudding, it’s so moreish. We drink because life’s shit and you gotta do whatever you can to get through the fucking day. Now, I honestly didn’t mean to time it like that. That’s like a magic trick, isn’t it? I’ve decided I’m going to punch people in their head if they say the next sentence. I encourage you to do the same because they think they are better than you.
Anyone who says the sentence, I don’t need to drink or take drugs to have a good time, I’m high on life. Punch that cunt in the head till your hand breaks. Just – Really? Well, I’m angry on alcohol. Now, drive me home.
Smoking is a weird one, man. Smoking is like – I appreciate with smoking that, you can’t smoke indoors anymore. I think that’s the right law. I think if people are working there, you can’t smoke in front of, I think it’s fair enough. And it’s the same rule all across the world. But in Australia now, prostitution is legal. But you can’t smoke in front of the hooker, because this might be detrimental to her health.
Is this really the worst thing that’s happening to these women’s body on a day-to-day basis? If you pay her enough money, you can burn her. I’m not saying pour petrol on her and light her up. I’m saying heat up a bit of metal, leave a good mark, let people know you were there. Now, why I’m on the subject of burnt victims?
I – I – I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy; it’s an awful thing that can happen to anyone. But I do laugh whenever there is like, a house fire or car accident or something like that and someone gets really badly burnt and the news read will be like, they’re alive, but they have been burnt beyond recognition.
[Jim Jefferies] Source: LYBIO.net
Burnt beyond recognition. You ever seen a burn victim? Most recognizable person in a room. The term should be burnt to recognition. This is my mate Steve, no one used to notice him at parties. Since the accident, he has gone from plain to extra crispy and…
Jim Jeffries – Muslims, Beer And Burn Victims. I don’t think I could be a Muslim because they can’t eat bacon or drink beer and they like the two greatest things in the world. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.