Jim Jefferies – Drinking Games
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[Jim Jefferies – Drinking Games]
[Geoff Nugent (14 February 1977)] Source: LYBIO.net
I like living in Britain because my – my obvious alcohol problem isn’t a problem here. Before I came on stage here, my manager, the last thing he said to me was “do you need another drink?” That would never happen in America. When I recorded my special in America, they employed someone to stand by the bar to make sure I didn’t get wasted, because Americans they don’t really drink like you people drink, like they think they do, but they’re very in-to like drinking gains, which you people only think of drinking gains right?
Whenever like, I’m out drinking in America which makes something like college boy who’s coming to me, “hey dude, ever played beer pong?” And I went, like what’s beer pong? Well you got to get a ping pong ball, you got to throw it in the cup, if you don’t get it in the cup, then you got to chug your beer.
[Jim Jefferies] Source: LYBIO.net
And I’m like, well let me just get this straight, I’m trying to get drunk, and you are putting an activity in front of me that may impede me from getting to my beverage. I said, I have a drinking game in England; do you want to know what it’s called? “Drinking” and this is how it’s played, what you do is, you have a drink then you get another drink, you have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, have a drink, you do this as fast as you can, and if you get so drunk that your friend has to drive you home, then you fucking win.
How many more do you reckon there is behind there. There’s a dwarf behind there mixing me a cocktail. I am fucking drunk now – I think.
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