Jessie Kahnweiler Gets Arrested

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Jessie Kahnweiler Gets Arrested

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[Jessie Kahnweiler Gets Arrested]

[Jessie Kahnweiler:] Source: LYBIO.net
So we can all agree what’s going on with the police and black people right now is totally insane. Now despite my dark skin and chin hair, I’m actually a stupid white bitch. And my one black friend told me that because I’m white, I have all of these privileges, and I get treated totally different by the cops than black people get treated.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
I’m Jessie.

Oh, yeah.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
I’m an Aquarius. I’m single.

But I don’t know that’s true, so we got to figure this out. Come on let’s get arrested.

What do you feel about like white privilege, meaning like as a white woman, do you think that I can get away with more stuff?

[Man:]
Yes, you can. And you know it.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Do you have any coconut water I’m really thirsty. Let’s talk about white privilege.

[Woman:]
You can have this nice house, you can do whatever you want to do, but you will never get away with the same thing that you know Jimmy go white boy, will get away with it.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Okay what’s your name?

My name is Chad.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Chad, oh my god that’s like the whitest name ever I love it. You’re like found America.

Have you ever been messed with, with the police?

[Man:]
Yes, I have been messed with. I’ve been beat up by the police.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
And what did you do to get beat up?

[Man:]
Run…

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Have you ever been fucked with by the police?

[White Man:]
No.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:] Source: LYBIO.net
Never? Never drunk in public. I feel like you’d be the kind to expose yourself at a Dodgers game.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Do you think that white privilege exists?

[White Police Officer:]
I don’t – I don’t understand your question, white privilege.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
You take an 18-year-old and put a badge and a gun in his hand, you know, give him that much power – they probably over do it.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
White privilege like – like white people can get away with stuff that black people couldn’t get away with?

[White Police Officer:]
I don’t believe in that.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Do you feel like the white privilege exists like do you feel like?

[Woman:]
Oh for sure…

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Well, I got to tell you something. I’ve sucked black [beep], I have sucked white [beep]. They’re both equally disgusting.

And if there is one piece of advice you think like to give to citizens’ to foster peace between the LAPD, who – and the citizens of LA, what would you say?

[White Police Officer:]
Just abide by the law.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
So you think, as a white girl, I can get arrested?

[Man:]
Yeah, you can get arrested what make you different in other way.

DRUNK IN PUBLIC
TRESSPASSING
ASSAULT AN OFFICER

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Okay, can I get one picture?

[Unidentified Police Officer:]
No.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Okay, bye. Thank you.

Police Chief Charlie Beck

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Okay!

INDECENT EXPOSURE

DEAL DRUGS

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
You guys look kind of sad. I’m selling my antidepressants, do you guys want to buy any?

[Unidentified Police Officer:]
You know that’s illegal, right?

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
What?

[Unidentified Police Officer:]
Because those are prescribed drugs, and you are becoming a drug dealer by selling them.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Oh, sorry.

[Unidentified Police Officer:]
Yeah, so…

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Oh, sorry.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Okay.

[Woman:]
You would never understand it, even if you know what I mean until you walk a day and is at the lives of someone who has gone through it.

[Jessie Kahnweiler (speaking to the white officer):]
I got to go to yoga, later.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
What if I bum-rushed the mayor and asked him to have a threesome?

[Woman:]
I think you would get arrested.

BUM RUSH MAYOR

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
I love you. What do you think of white privilege?

Mayor Eric Garcetti

[Eric Michael Garcetti (born February 4, 1971):]
Well, I think it’s important for us to have racial equality and to make sure people recognize the power imbalances and correct them.

[Jessie Kahnweiler:]
Thank you. Let me know if you want to open up your relationship?

[Eric Garcetti:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Jessie Kahnweiler Gets Arrested

Jessie Kahnweiler Gets Arrested

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