Jess Gibson – America Is Fucked – Graphically At Least
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“WHY AMERICAN IS FUCKED”
FROM THE UPCOMING,
[Jess Gibson] Source: LYBIO.net
Here is why America is fucked, okay, graphically, at least. I was on eBay back in Michigan. I was on my way back out West, and I bought a fucking sign, 28 feet high. Like, you know, I’ve heard of people like drunk dialing. Well, I don’t drink much, and I was little tipsy coming along with some friends, and I was like drunk eBay-ing. I bought a fucking sign, 28 feet.
So next moment my dad, what the fuck you, how are you going to get a sign in your fucking Passat wagon, 300 bucks. So I get down. I get all the way down, three days later to Sedalia, Missouri. I hired the local sign company to help me get this thing down. They got a fucking weld, some kind of a welding torch to get it down. So they get the thing down, all I can take are two arrows, couple of bolts, couple of little patent plates and a couple of little manuals, and the rest of it, it just goes away.
Well, a Russian family bought this little hotel, the Sunset Motel Lodge. And this didn’t work anymore. So they hired this local sign company to make a new sign and while we’re there, you know, shooting the shit, waiting for the sign company to show up, I’m like well, can I see the new sign? You know where it’s going to be? And I’m excited because this is a beautiful old 50 sign. So this little Old Russian lady, she pulls out this little folder.
But the first thing I see in the folder is an invoice for like 15,000 bucks. And I’m like whooh, she is digging through. She pulls the page out and is this fucking hunk of shit, Corel Draw, couple of gradients, couple of bad line drawings of a bird, Sunset Hotel in Blippo Bold. Blippo was Electrosat, maybe fucking like 74 or 72 or 78 or whatever the fuck.
And it was just like no history, no respect for this great little motel lodge. I want to go right to that sign company and just fucking rip that kid’s head off and just say, how can you charge that kind of money for garbage like that? You didn’t spend the time. You did it probably in an hour. How can you let that go up and just pollute America?
You know like, and just take strip everything that was good about this well let the Sun Motel Lodge, just like the little plastic keys, on the key – behind the thing on the little hook, not a fob, not a fucking Domino’s card credit thing, the little thing with a number, you know the grade type and fucking, they stripped it of that.
[Jess Gibson] Source: LYBIO.net
And seriously, I was like in tears leaving there because it’s not Sedalia, it’s everywhere in America. And I don’t want to see our culture pump that shit out, you know, so fuck it, we’re going to take it back maybe, I don’t – so long way to adjust, that’s a big question. I mean come on…
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