Jenna Marbles – What I Want When I’m Cold
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[Jenna Marbles – What I Want When I’m Cold]
[Jenna Mourey (born September 15, 1985)] Source: LYBIO.net
Are you freezing cold all the time? Regular blankets can be complicated and restrict the use of your hands?
You need the super magic blanket; the super magic blanket is ultra soft because it’s made out of 100% illegal baby koala fur, made completely in China. It has big plush hood to keep your face warm, because you’re ugly.
The super magic blanket is so natural looking, people won’t even be able to tell that you are wearing it, or where you are. But the magic doesn’t stop there, what are you fucking stupid, idiots? Each blanket comes with its very own snuggle puppy to keep you snugly warm.
Sometimes they escape during the shipping process, puppies not guaranteed. But each super magic blanket is cured with bacon for six years, so you can attract your own snuggle puppy. Dogs love it.
Make sure you feed your snuggle puppy, or else it will feed itself; those little assholes. And look out they bite. Too tired to get up and go to the kitchen and feed your glutenous in its mouth hole, no problem. Super magic blanket has a utility packet full of snacks, like soup and beer, yeah – and even a salt and pepper shakers inside the arms. Global currency, all while giving you total limb mobility.
And for you ladies, the whole blanket vibrates, oooooo got to go. (fart sound) The super magic blanket turns human waste into blue cheese, condiments, you’re still not warm enough, super magic blanket plugs into the wall. The hottest you can be without actually being on fired, dehydrated? Think again. It holds 10 gallons of water, barbecuing, it has tongs and chicken. Feeling lonely? With the $50 extra it will come with this thing to have sex with you. (yeah) If it’s $25 extra it will come with 20,000 cash in the pocket.
Scared of getting pasty-white this winter? The super magic blanket has a tanning bed inside of it.
And the super magic blanket comes in six great colors; brown, coffee, poop, diarrhea, skid mark, and doo doo butter. Don’t wait order your super magic blanket today.
[Jenna Mourey] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, yeah. Can I buy 100? Thank you. Rush delivery on that please. Yeah, thanks. Cool. Bitch fist. Yeah feeling kind of sick and cold the other night, and I just decided that, that needed be exist, so I invented it, and if anyone wants to manufacture it and sell it to me, that would be fucking super, thanks.
I have this sniffles, and I’m really cold that I just don’t feel good. Yes, make sure you subscribe to our channel, and put on the new videos every Wednesday, and my name is Kermit, and I’m your blanket dog, and I will eat your food if you don’t feed it to me. He ain’t say those, my favorite part of the video, and I get to hear Ritz cracker, we’ll see you next week. Bye.
Jenna Marbles – What I Want When I’m Cold. And the super magic blanket comes in six great colors; brown, coffee, poop, diarrhea, skid mark, and doo doo butter. Don’t wait order your super magic blanket today. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.