Jenna Marbles – What A Girl’s Hair Means
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[Jenna Marbles – What A Girl’s Hair Means]
[Jenna Mourey – Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey friendship, do you have ever wonder what a girl’s hair means? Well, that makes one of us, because I already know everything. Why does your hair look like that? I feel like it should say something about you. What does it mean? Well, I’m here to tell you what a girl’s hair means that you can pass even faster judgment on her. Or maybe you are a girl, and you have no idea what the fuck your hair says about you. So I am just gonna let you know, straight up.
Let’s start with hair color.
Having brown hair means you are probably a nice person.
Having red hair means you should probably be my friend now because I’m going to be extinct in a 100 years.
Having blonde hair means that I’m going to suck your dick, I probably have a really caring personality. And if you have some non-human color in your hair, that means I’m going to suck your dick. I’m such a creative free spirit, that covers everyone.
Now let’s move on to hair styles.
Wearing your hair straight down like this means, I’m trying to impress you, but not that much.
If my hair is curled that means I’m really trying to impress you, it took me like 20 extra minutes, and I burned myself twice.
If it’s all teased up like this in the back that means I don’t have any pubes.
Having your hair in a bun means my hair is really dirty, I’m hoping you can’t tell or I’m on way to practice, layups.
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Having your hair in a low ponytail means, I’m on my way to the library and sometimes I think about having sex with girls.
If my hair did look like this, and now it looks like this, that means, I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Hair like this means I have children and you better get your fucking cleats and get into the van, one, two.
A full blown side ponytail means that I actually listened to and genuinely enjoy Little Mamma’s music. Yes, Miss Nicole Larsen?
Side braid means I’m lazy and just can’t figure it out, probably having a time when you like, eat lots of chocolate and get really sad about everything. (Period)
A high ponytail means that I’m wearing it like this, because my face looks really fucked up, if you can’t see my hair from the front. Like this regular ponytail, if your hair is in a regular ponytail, that means you have a not fucked up face, fuck you people.
If a girl’s hair is up like high as giraffe pussy, like this, that means you don’t even want to know the last time I washed my hair, oh keep going.
Having half of my head shaved means, I love anal sex, I love anal sex, hey everyone I love anal sex, I’m not the one getting fucked.
Pigtails mean, eww nothing you sicko, just kidding, handle bars and want a ride.
Wearing a head band means: sometimes when I hook up with people, I can’t wait for it to be over.
Or really high bun means one of four things. I am either hammered drunk, 15 years old and on my way to class, going to bed or a fucking idiot.
If I shave my head, that means I’m just being Miley.
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A sock bun means I think this looks good, but not even I know for sure. Slicked back hair means, I am crazy.
Having bangs means, I’m kind of in a weird time in my life right now.
The top knot means, I don’t eat food, like ever.
And a biggest mohawk, if this were a real mohawk means hey, who brought drugs.
Hey [ ], Kermit does your hair look the same all the time, yeah, you can look at it. I don’t know the matrix. All right then make sure you subscribe to our channel putting new videos every Wednesday. You’re like a little cute, like a giraffe that was born today. Yeah, look at his long legs, I don’t know what to do with that. Goodbye everyone, like I’d give a fuck, Kermit says, fuck. [kiss]
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