Jenna Marbles – Things Guys Lie About
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[Jenna Marbles – Things Guys Lie About]
[Jenna Mourey (September 15, 1986)] Source: LYBIO.net
Yeah, I’m not defeated in beer comp life time.
I bench like 550 pounds, easy.
I have never been tanning.
No, you don’t look fat at all.
Why do you think they call them love handles? Everybody loves them.
Dude, I have hooked up with like 87 girls.
I have only hooked up with like 2 girls.
Of course I noticed your new haircut.
We’re not lost, okay. We’re just taking a way that you don’t know.
I don’t even watch porn.
I don’t even know who that girl is, she friended me on Facebook.
Oh, but I don’t know how to make a sandwich, you have to make it for me.
I have never seen the notebook, I’d love to watch with you though.
No, no, no, you gave me Chlamydia
I would never do a threesome with two guys.
Dude if LeBron James was here right now, I would punch him right in the face.
I hate strip clubs, they’re gross.
I only wear magnum condoms; regular ones just don’t fit me.
7:00 am breakfast with your parents? Sounds great!
I have never cried; I was a silent baby.
Yeah I used to wear fancy pajamas but I never got my dick stuck in the zipper.
Wasted last night, I had like at least 20 shots and like 30 beers.
Your dad ties your ties? I am, so good at tying ties.
Dude, she was not a tranny, I swear, okay, I would tell you.
I have never seen an episode of Sex in the City actually.
No, she didn’t dump me, all right, I dumped her, she was crazy.
God no, I’ve frosted my tips.
I can run a mile in like a minute-and-a-half, tops.
Dungeons and Dragons tournament, sounds, sounds terrible.
Eww dude, I’ve taken a bubble bath.
Baby, that girl was my cousin, okay, we’re really close.
I thought, I ordered a whiskey, but I mean I’ll drink it.
Who the hell is Justin Bieber?
Well, sir, I was not speeding.
Hey, see the other guy, two eye patches.
I am at my grandma’s and helping her to take a bath.
They’re not guns, okay, they are her cats. They are Siamese or something, I don’t know, they sound weird. Maybe her cats are terrorists.
This is strawberry chapstick.
I would never cheat on you. We’re just friends.
Don’t worry, I got this.
I’ve never shaved my chest, armpits, tee.
I didn’t like them.
It’s not Magic Mike, it’s a documentary.
If I cleaned up my diet I would look just like Channing Tatum.
I’ll not be wearing your shirt? This is mine.
[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey it’s baby deer and a giant ( ) ball. It is ridiculous. I am not sure that people lie about half of those things, I just, did what’s my life about. Something tastes good, Kermi. Make sure you subscribe to our channel. We put out new videos every Wednesday. That was such a good yawn; you are so good at being sleepy tired. All right, say you go see you next week. Say, bye Spider-Man. We have to go make our Halloween costumes and if you play your cards right maybe I’ll show you what we’re going to be. We don’t know yet, we have to make them. Fuck. All right, so we have to go sew and stuff a fabric, go to the craft store. Bye.
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