Jenna Marbles – Things Girls Only Tell Their Best Friends
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[Jenna Marbles – Things Girls Only Tell Their Best Friends]
[Jenna N. Mourey (born September 15, 1986):] Source: LYBIO.net
If you tell you any one I will fucking kill you, I really need to get off the pill, I am getting so fat everywhere. No, you can’t wear that I’m not dressed up at all. Oh my god, [name] do not eat that, stop, you’re in a diet.
[Mark:] I’m hungry. Fine.
[Jenna Marbles:] I made a fake profile in-front of my X, just so I could see what he’s doing. Wait, that’s a lot of people, how many people have you had sex with.
[Mark:] I can’t drink tonight, I think I’m pregnant.
[Jenna Marbles:] Are you going to Stacy’s Bridal Shower I mean I would go expect your family fucking sucks, one time I was letting my boyfriend do anal and I pooped all over his dick.
[Mark:] Jennie, you have something in your teeth.
[Jenna Marbles:] Oh my god. Yeah, like where?
[Mark:] Like, right where your finger is.
[Jenna Marbles:] Yeah, you do look fat in that, sorry. Did it get it out?
[Mark:] No, still there.
[Jenna Marbles:] Is it in here?
[Mark:] Oh, let me just get it out.
[Jenna Marbles:] Source: LYBIO.net
Did you dry your hair to look raddy, because this is just like really raddy in the back there. Oh ill….. How long has that been in there you didn’t even tell me? Dude you are going to be so mad at me, I fuckin sucked my ex-boyfriend last night. Give me your phone, you are not texting him tonight.
[Mark:] Fine. Why, we should both get pregnant at the same time so that our kids can be like best friends. I’ll start to trying, if you start to trying.
[Jenna Marbles:] Oh, I know, you are like one of my best friends too. She, thinks we are like best friends.
[Mark:] So, typical.
[Jenna Marbles:] I sent this guy that I’m talking to a picture of me naked with my face in it and he is my boss, I am sleeping with my boss and he is the principle of the school that I teach at. Yeah he is married, but he is not like that married, you know.
[Mark:] Do you ever like queef (kweef) in the bath tub. I know, right it is so fun; you’re like squirt the water everywhere and it’s just like ahhhhhhh…
[Jenna Marbles:] What do you expect to happen; I told you break up with him, like two years ago. He is horrible; I can’t believe Amanda’s mom got her a new hot tub, so nice.
[Mark:] Yeah, I peed in it, fuck that bitch.
[Jenna Marbles:] I really can not drink tonight; I’m taking antibiotics for that thing that that guy gave me.
[Mark:] Oh my god. Don’t make me a laugh; I have poo, stop, stop.
[Jenna Marbles:] I totally have to fake it with him sometimes, because he is so sweaty, I think I might break up with him. I need to drink, I think I’m pregnant. I logged on to his Instagram he has been sending shirtless DNs so like hoes whenn we broke up like three years ago, but he just still want to me.
[Mark:] I really like my boyfriend. But, he can only have sex when he is watching gay porn, and I’m getting really sick of it.
[Jenna Marbles:] I like him, but I don’t think he is like the one, so I mean it’s only a matter of time before I just break up with him. I’m obsessed with this girl on Instagram, am I gay. I’m like really obsessed with watching lesbian porn, am I gay, I love you, but like I would never make out with you.
[Mark:] Source: LYBIO.net
Don’t flatter yourself.
[Background:] Make out make out make out!
[Jenna Marbles:] No, no…
[Mark:] Oh my god, no. Wooooo…. You want to just order pizzas.
[Jenna Marbles:] Yeah, she invited me to her wedding, but I like already have Katy Perry tickets that night.
[Mark:] Oh my god, one of my boobs is totally bigger than the other.
[Jenna Marbles:] One time, I made out my cousin, but only because I didn’t know the cousins meant that you were like related, okay.
[Mark:] Stop it.
[Jenna Marbles:] I am going to tickle you.
[Mark:] You are going to make my period come out. Do you have inny or outy nipples; I think I have inny nipples.
[Jenna Marbles:] Yeah, those are things that you would only tell your best friend that was the most requested video that you guys suggested on my Facebook a couple of weeks ago. So, I just went ahead and made it happen. It could have got a lot worse than that. Trust me I wrote some shit that I cut out because they are too far. Maybe someday I’ll record them and then you can laugh for those of you that like slightly offensive jokes. We can get real together. Ya, make sure you subscribe my channel, I put out new videos every Wednesday and thanks for the suggestion I had fun making this and also the triumphant return of Mark.
Mark thanks for being in the video.
[Mark:] Hold on, I have a public service announcement there’s no longer man crush Monday its Mark crush Monday.
[Jenna Marbles:] I can’t fucking, I can’t handle it…
[Mark:] Handle it.
[Jenna Marbles:] I love your flower crown, like you look so nice.
[Mark:] Thanks, I picked them myself.
[Jenna Marbles:] Yeah.
[Mark:] From the neighbor’s yard.
[Jenna Marbles:] Oh, that’s nice. Mark, I really like you’re a brennet last time and you are a blond now, this looks really nice on you.
[Mark:] Yeah, I mean not everyone can pull it off so, because I’ll do it, because I can, are we done?
[Jenna Marbles:] We are done Mark.
[Mark:] Source: LYBIO.net
Okay. For those of you, who are going to say shit about my tube top, this thing totally fits great and my boobs are so perfect, that I didn’t have to pull it up once. I dare you to try to find a spot where I pulled it, I didn’t they stay, Mark doesn’t have bad outfits I’m done with this.
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