Jenna Marbles – People That Need To Pipe The – Down
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[Jenna Marbles – People That Need To Pipe The – Down]
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[Jenna Mourey (September 15, 1986)] Source: LYBIO.net
How are you doing today buddy? Good, you’re always good. Do you want some bacon? I know how to please a man, it’s weird.
Honestly, today it might be one of the most pointless videos I’ve ever made. I know this okay. But I don’t fucking care, because this is how my brain works, when I get something in my head, I can’t stop thinking about it. This is just my personality, like if I like a song; I will listen to it a billion times in a row. I get excited about something, and then I just can’t stop thinking about it. And this happens a lot with like phrases or something that I say.
A couple of months ago, I couldn’t stop saying, show me your dick, like to anyone. Merry Christmas, mom; show me your dick. Hey, nice to meet you, I’m Jenna, show me your dick. Yeah, can I get a Ruble of vodka, and show me your dick. And I don’t really mean show me your dick, I just like got the phrase in my head, and then just couldn’t stop saying it, and it got really weird and inappropriate. I think it made into a couple of videos like I just could not stop saying it.
And I’ve been saying something recently that has been very effective. It’s actually been helping me and my life, and the people around me from being absolute fucking idiots. And this is not a new phrase, it’s not something I made up, I just started saying it, and I can’t stop. So I want to tell you what I’ve been saying, and I want to tell you who I’ve been saying it to, so that you can do the same thing, and just feel a lot better about other people’s actions that you can’t control. So the phrase that I’ve been saying is Pipe the Fuck Down.
And usually it applies to like if you’re telling someone to be quiet, pipe down. But for the most part, I like to use it in ways where the person is doing something, and when you say Pipe the Fuck Down, then they get scared and confused.
I could literally make a 100 videos of Pipe the Fuck Down. I could literally make a 100 videos of things that strangers do that piss me off to no end. This isn’t going to be like your typical things like, you know talking really loud on your Bluetooth, and stuff like that. These things are even smaller than that, that have happened, and I’ve been laughing about them over the last couple of days. So I can’t stop thinking about that. So without further ado, here are some people that need to Pipe the Fuck Down.
[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
First of all, let me just explain something to you. Whenever I go out in public, I all of a sudden turn into Casper The Friendly Ghost, that doesn’t give a dick if you just like fucking walk all over them. I am forever in the way. I am a conscious person. I don’t space out when I’m out in the world, I’m very aware of where I am or where other people are, and I’m never purposely in anyone’s way, ever. But for some reason, people just like run into me, and like act like I don’t exist, and it pisses me off – to no end.
First example, say you are at the grocery store or something, you’re like looking at a shelf of things, and all of a sudden someone’s fucking ghost hand comes in and grab something in front of your face. They don’t even say, excuse me. They just fucking just come in, grab their shit. Next time someone does that to you, you know what you do? It’s not just being like excuse you, just turn around and go Pipe the Fuck Down, and then don’t say anything after that. Because I’m sorry when a relatively normal person just turns around and says something crazy like that to you, what would you do? Feel really fucking weird? At least you’ll make them feel as weird as they made you feel.
Pipe the Fuck Down, what does that mean? I don’t know.
When you are in like a retail store, when you are like trying to buy cloths, you’re just like looking through the rack, if someone just fucking stands right next to you, and gets all into the like rack that you are in, just stand there compose yourself for a second, and say hey there sweet cheeks, I see your hands you know what you can do is, Pipe the Fuck Down. Like tell me if you saw me in the store, if you did that to me, and then I gave you these crazy eyes and said, Pipe the Fuck Down that you wouldn’t get terrified, problem solved. That will teach you not to reach over people in stores, you say “excuse me”.
[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Another example of how I am forever in people’s way, have you ever been cut off getting on to an escalator? Tell me why this seems like a good plan in your mind, because guess where you’re cutting me off to go? On some stairs, there’s nowhere for you to go, and I am going to be directly behind you. The next time someone cuts you off to get on to an escalator, just walk to the stair right behind them, get in their ear and say, Pipe The Fuck Down. You made me feel really weird and awkward by cutting me off to get on to an escalator. So I’m going to give you the creepiest thing that’s going to happen to you all day, “Pipe The Fuck down”, like fuck you, fuck you. We are getting on some moving stairs you can Pipe the Fuck down with that shit.
The next type of person that can Pipe The Fuck down, have you ever been to like Chipotle or Subway or something where there is like a glass separating someone making your food that you order. The person in that restaurant that needs to Pipe The Fuck down is the one that uses the whole arm to point over the glass, I want this, and this and some of that, Pipe The Fuck Down. There is a barrier here for a reason, you don’t know how to respect barriers. You can Pipe The Fuck down with that. You ever seen a grown adult just like banging on the glass at a zoo, that’s a barrier, Pipe The Fuck Down with that.
Another person that can Pipe The Fuck Down, very amazing stuff came out in the movie theaters. You’ve ever been to a musical, like a movie or even a play, and there are people in the audience singing the songs, last time that I checked, I was here to eat my popcorn, be entertained and watch them sing, not you. If I wanted to hear you sing, I would show up at your shower everyday, and just sit there and like, ha, ha. Next time you sing in a movie theater, I’m just going to stuff my face full of popcorns, Pipe The Fuck Down.
The next people that can Pipe The Fuck Down, are those people that work in the little kiosks at the mall. I understand your job is to be relentless and bother people, but the worst thing that they do is when you’re walking by, and they go excuse me miss, can I just ask you a question to which my response is always you just did, Pipe The Fuck Down, you’re not allowed to ask me a question saying, can I ask you a question.
Question section needs the Pipe The Fuck Down; pretty sure you can do that job with a little more piz·zazz and flair than can I ask you a question? Pipe The Fuck down, last person that needs to Pipe The Fuck Down. That one, Marbles, Pipe The Fuck Down.
[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Noisy, obviously there are million examples of people who need to Pipe The Fuck Down, but these are literally things that happened in the last couple of days, it has been helping me, because people don’t know how to react to Pipe The Fuck Down, I just want you to feel like you are my friend, I’m trying to include you, if you are my friend in real life, you know, this is what we would be talking about. We would be laughing about people who need to Pipe The Fuck Down.
So thanks for being my Internet friend, and letting me get that off of my chest. Me and Marbles say, make sure you subscribe to our channel, put on videos every Wednesday. You’re like the worst watchdog ever, because everything is an emergency, Pipe The Fuck Down. All right Marbles says see you next week, Pipe The Fuck down. Bye.
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