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[Jenna Marbles – Jenna’s Drunk Art School]
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[Jenna N. Mourey (born September 15, 1986):] Source: LYBIO.net
So I went to college for psychology, which is cool, and great and awesome. But like what about all the electives that I didn’t get to take?
I haven’t taken art since like high school. And I really just sometimes want to be good at art. And ain’t nobody got time for art school, time, cost, boo. I want it for free on YouTube from someone that knows what the fuck they’re doing, that’s me. That’s why I have invented Jenna’s Drunk Art School.
In my opinion, the only way to learn is to just do. I’m going to turn on Jenna’s drunk brain, which is always the most creative.
I have a bunch of art supplies and I want to be watercoloring, going to be doing something that you like. So I want to paint a picture of Rihanna. So I’m going to get drunk, and I’m going to take you to my fucking art school.
I’m fucking hammered, god. So now that I’m like pretty drunk, like I’m sitting outside, and my hair is like, my hair is not like my hair was, my hair is drunk.
First thing is first. Look at my reference picture wow. And draw like an outline. And then after that, I’m going to watercolor in it. Because although I don’t like to stay within the lines in life. I need some lines to know that I’m going outside the lines. Oh my god I’m fucking philosophical as fuck. [Lets get lines, get lines.]
And you see it, because I can see it, just put it on your screen, don’t worry about us, it’s none of your business.
So you got Rihanna’s fucking hair, oh, it’s looking good. All right, now, we need to translate the hair into the face. Rihanna is the most important thing in this picture, not Melyssa Ford. I’m going to draw the outline of her face. Oh it doesn’t look, it doesn’t look great. No, in my opinion, I don’t even know yet, I don’t know, because I don’t know art, but what seems like the most complicated part of this picture is this ratchet ass fucking hand right her. Not ratchet, as in Rihanna’s ragged. But as in, I don’t know how to draw hands. So I’m going to just fucking, I’m going do my best. And there’s one, two, three, four, five, oh they are not all index fingers though Jenna, why you do this.
Whatever, I don’t know, I don’t know, we wish to draw Melyssa Ford. Oh, oh, oh, oh nose. And she’s on her phone. I’m debating, because I’ve never worked in the medium of art or drawing before. If I should keep drawing, or if I should just start painting, [bla bla] – then and only then.
Do we have Rihanna’s like ear, you can see a little bit. Is that where her ears go? Very important, when you are drawing the portrait, if someone has a lot of intricate tattoos on their hand, you should probably draw them in with pen and not paint.
Ah, the sun is coming from in over here, so you are like, oh this part is angry.
Now we need this tribal crazy shit, that’s going on something like, eh, eh, eh, eh.
[Jenna Marbles:] Source: LYBIO.net
But now, in the least racist way possible, we need to make Rihanna, Rihanna colored, and then give her pink hair. You got to put your lightest colors first.
Oh I have this yellow stuff. So brush technique. You want to see what happens if you go like that? And then see what happens if you go like that. Shits so (Indecipherable) mutherfucker is trying to thub, thub, thub, thub, thub, thub, thub, thub, thub. Okay, so something that we learned just now, pens and watercolor aren’t like the best mix. Because if you didn’t go to Jenna’s Drunk Art School, for free, mind you, you wouldn’t have learned that. You would have had to figure that out by yourself.
So let’s see what happens if we take our pen and try and draw over the watercolors. It looks great; I’m really pleased with that. Do you get any drips or anything, that’s cool? Just like, just as quickly as you can, blend them into the painting before they brew in your dick.
So in order to draw a U-shape, you just draw a fucking U. So a part of your paint probably has like an aggressive amount of black in the white, but that’s okay. We got to get Rihanna’s white ass [ ], but that’s not white, it’s close enough to white as you can get.
More yellow, the sun is not fucking brown, Melyssa Ford, what are you doing? But in the least racist way possible, Melyssa Ford is this color. Oh, we got a drip, she is getting witch nose, and then we’re just going to blend this shit in. Melyssa is now becoming a faceless piece of work. But that’s fine, this is not black face, so stop being so fucking racist.
All right. Now color in all these fucking gay-ass white spots. Oh my god! Oh my god!
Rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
That just looks like she has gizz in her mouth. Let’s paint some eyeliner.
Take me love me- love me….
All right, slash – green, Rihanna is now wearing a green tank top.
You’re going to need to paint in Melyssa Ford’s hair, that shit is black — as fuck. And if you get any drips, that’s okay, it looks like fucking hair. Get a mouth in there. Oh she’s sneering, she hates her life. Oh, it’s weird, we need to draw a bone.
Jenna, what did you say? I didn’t say shit. Yo let’s just get a big ass brush, because we’re not the bigger and the better. And then we’re going to use a technique called, I don’t give a fuck. Like here’s something that you can learn in Jenna’s Drunk Art School. You need more white, pink than you think. All right. Now, you’re going to get all there’s some green, that’s okay, oh it went in your face, that’s okay. Oh, I don’t know how to fix that. Though, I just think let’s get it with your hand. That worked better than I accepted. And just wipe it on your pants.
Oh, it’s so magenta.
Don’t worry, if you are a painter, and you know what you’re doing in the art world, why are you selling me this much white? I need more white.
[Jenna Marbles:] Source: LYBIO.net
I’ve already been doing painting for like half an hour, and I know I need more white than that, what the fuck is your problem.
Hi, my name is Jenna, I am the master of the color wheel and fuck yourself, pink, pink, pink, pink, watercolor, this is way too dark. I need more white, all right; sometimes your nails look like they’re bleeding. That’s okay, because sometimes that that’s accurate, and pretend that she wants to go for a Messy Ombre in no direction look.
I’m just going to let that bitch try and see what it looks like. Because I don’t know, maybe you will look okay like that, because I don’t know even thought you can like that. I don’t know, you know, I don’t know, you know I don’t know, you know, I don’t know, you know I don’t know.
Wait, don’t cry, really don’t cry, don’t. If your painting starts crying, just wipe their tears away.
Okay, now is the point where you help your imaginary friend Rihanna, fix her makeup. Oh that’s too dark. Eyebrows are like kind of brown.
So all you’re going to do is fucking pick a brown. Let’s use that same like a little bit and like make her some contours on her nose again, since we lost those. Oh my god, she’s dying. Oh my god, what should we do? It’s okay, it’s okay. Shh, shh, shh.
Melyssa Ford, you’re looking a little sad. What can we do for you? Hold on – let me see.
Oh nothing, we can’t do anything for you. I’m going to take my pen and Rihanna’s hand looks like shit.
All right, let’s be honest with ourselves. It’s sort of works; it also looks like shit, so that’s the downside. Ah, it’s so decorative.
All right. So things that we fucking learned today, you should draw with your marker after you watercolor, right. This is a free education service for you.
Like, I did all the guesswork and like yeah, you could have read it in a book, but like, why the fuck would you want to do that. This is my watercolor and market painting of Rihanna.
But I don’t want to stop there, like why not put some stickers on there. You don’t need to go to art school, go to Jenna’s Drunk Art School, the tuition is zero dollars.
[Jenna Marbles:] Source: LYBIO.net
You’re automatically accepted, you don’t even have to fucking apply. I don’t care about your criminal record, or your fucking deal.
Melyssa Ford deserves a flower too. Let’s draw her jewelry, because we don’t get a shit. Okay there’s no fucking rules. I don’t need to waste my time, going to art school. I don’t need to pay you.
You look so fucking hot. I didn’t mean to hit you Rihanna, I’m sorry.
Is this better or worse I can’t fucking tell, because I’m kind of drunk at this point.
This has been Jenna’s Drunk Art School. And if you guys like this, I will do more of these, because we got clay, there is fucking jewelry making, sculpey, like God, there are so many fucking things you can do in art.
And make sure you subscribe to my channel; I put out new videos every Wednesday. This is fucking like I’m excited. I just got a new hobby, it’s called fucking painting shit, like I give a fuck.
All right, I have to go to bed, yeah, I may have to go to bed and clean up. See you guys, bye. Woooo…
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