Jenna Marbles – Hello Young People, I’m Hillary Clinton

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Jenna Marbles – Hello Young People, I’m Hillary Clinton

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[Jenna Marbles – Hello Young People, I’m Hillary Clinton]

[Jenna Marbles (Hillary Clinton):] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello there. Are you between the ages of 0 and 17? Kindly click away and have a great day. Are you 18 and over and can vote in the United States? Well hello there new BFF. I’m Hilary Clinton and I recently announced via social media that I’m running for President in 2016.

I know how important the younger demographic is? That’s why I wanted to make this video, just for you. You little ADD consumers of media. So that you can get a better idea of just how amazing, I am?

Before any of the you sexist individuals, quite not the obvious. How can she run of President without leaving her kitchen. I decided to go ahead and film this video from my kitchen. Which is better than yours.

[Jenna Marbles (Hillary Clinton):] Source: LYBIO.net
You see, I’m just like you. Hardworking, American, have millions of dollars and I care about you. You’re African-American, I care about you. You’re an immigrant, I care about you. You’re middle class, I care about you. You’re the homosexual, I care about you. You’re an African-American, immigrant, middle class, homosexual, because I’m just like you. I even like all the same things that you do. I love the Vines. Deez Nuts – got him! I’m friends with Oprah.

I’m regular on the tweeter-totter just like you. Notice me, Send Pal Five Seconds Of Summer, Send Pal’s notice me. Oh! That was quick, Send Pal’s noticed me. I love updating my snapchat or snippets of my daily life. Hello snapchat.

Hilary, can I take a selfie?

Sure. Just don’t touch my hair I’ve been to f-uckin’ Yale.

I pay attention to popular culture. Look here is me, doing the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge. Oh it didn’t work, because I don’t suck.

[N.W.A – Straight Outta Compton:]
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherf–

[Jenna Marbles (Hillary Clinton):]
Just like you, I’m constantly updating my Facebook, to connect with the people that worship me. George Clooney and Meryl Streep are coming over for dinner tonight. #goinguponaTuesday.

I watch all the same Television shows as you, like House of Cards. I just love that Claire Underwood. Right, former President Bill Clinton, don’t speak, I didn’t ask you to speak. Go practice your Saxophone.

[THUG LIFE]

I’m always updating my Instagram with pictures of me just being a regular person.

This is me laughing. Notice the absence of cavities, I know your insurance doesn’t cover dental, but my insurer does.

[THUG LIFE]

[Jenna Marbles (Hillary Clinton):] Source: LYBIO.net
I like to keep up-to-date with all of the latest dance crazes. Watch me whip – watch me NEE NEE—.

My bank account has more digits than your phone number.

My book ‘Hard Choices’, is all about the hard choices I have had to make throughout my career. But you know what the real hard choice is? Kobe beef or lobster for dinner am I right middle class? (ha ha ha ha—)

To be more relatable to younger generation, here’s something, I’ve been working on for all of you young people out there.

Yo, I never f-ucked Wayne and I never f-ucked Drake, let me be your president. I was running though this six with my votes, that you should give me. (ha ha ha ha—)

I’m just like you young people. Here is a video of me doing a popular YouTube challenge.

[Jenna Marbles (Hillary Clinton):] Source: LYBIO.net
Women’s rights, I’m a champion for women’s rights.

So you see I’m just like you young people. You should let me run your country. Here is my campaign.

Get on the Twitter, #IAMHILLARYCLINTON. (ha ha ha ha—) (ha ha ha ha—) (ha ha ha ha—) (ha ha ha ha—) (ha ha ha ha—)

[Jenna Marbles (Hillary Clinton):] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
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Jenna Marbles - Hello Young People, I'm Hillary Clinton

Jenna Marbles – Hello Young People, I’m Hillary Clinton

Connect with Jenna:
Jenna Mourey/Marbles (@Jenna_Marbles) | Twitter
https://twitter.com/jenna_marbles

Jenna Marbles – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles

Connect with Hillary:
Hillary for America starts right here | Hillary for America
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/

Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) | Twitter
https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton

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