Jenna Marbles – Drunk Makeup Tutorial
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[Jenna Marbles – Drunk Makeup Tutorial]
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[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey there friendship. Before you say anything I know what your thinking, why does that girl on the internet look like that bad guy on DaVinci Code. The answer to that is I wanted to show you something that I can’t find on the internet anywhere, which means that it needs to exists. Maybe does exist but I didn’t look that hard. And if your wondering why I’m speaking quietly it’s because there’s people sleeping in my house I think – who are they? I don’t know! No one really talks about how hard it is if you go like day drinking and then everyone’s like oh ya rally in a few hours and then let’s go out. How fuckin impossible it is to put makeup on and get ready when your drunk.
So in order to make this an accurate video I started as if I went to the beach or something with no makeup. You wanna get drunk and I’m gonna teach you all the tips and tricks on how to put your fuckin makeup on when your hammered. The first thing I gotta do is get drunk. I’m gonna be drinking what everyone always drinks when they’re day drinking – what the fuck ever! Law and Order ( ) drinking game. Living room now! (A Short While Later…) Ding! If you have this – stuff going on – on your neck that means that your drunk because your skin is like waaaaa, if you have something floating in your drink, then you know your ready. No, seriously what’s in my drink, aliens – still gonna drink it. LYBIO.net Here’s a helpful life tip, stand by things that are white cause it makes you look less white. (ah awww) I think I got too drunk. ok, I got a shiver. Your gonna wanna go to sleep – fight that urge. I don’t recommend washing your face, cause you might drown. Make sure your skin is ready for makeup by slapping it. Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready? Ok, ready. Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices. Nooo – have yourself a fuckin foundation soda! Make your face look like a different face by piling on the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that doesn’t judge you. It’s okay that you can’t see what your doing because even if your eyes are open you can’t see what your doing, make sure you get it on your neck to, where it shows how drunk you are, cause the faster you do it, like this, the better it comes out. If you can’t move your brush good just move your face. So you don’t have time for a concealer but you have time for powder for when you start crying later of how some boy doesn’t like you, so in my opinion, if your going out drunk, use some dark ass fuckin colors, it’s the most unforgiving right, if you fuck it up, people are just gonna be like oh she’s drunk, she fucked up her makeup and your like: Ha ha – jokes on you! I did it like that.
You might as well go big or go home, because fuckin Jesus knows when your this drunk. Your gonna pick out a bold outfit. And your gonna use some bold face, to go with your bold outfit – no you don’t! You only do your make up like this because your sad on the inside so – you know what you do first is you just make sure that your eyes are there – what I like to do, is just take – I don’t have a mirror, I just like to take a liquid eyeliner and take one little baby step and now your committed, there’s no turning back. Then you got the black, then you want to put some shit on your shit. LYBIO.net Sometimes you realize that your using blush as your eyeshadow and that that’s a mistake. It happens ok. Just blend it out, what’ this, the darkest color I got, ya, get it on there, you can’t live life fuckin half assed. You gotta close your eye and get that shit on there. If this isn’t a good brush, whose fault is that? Not mine. It’s yours. It’s not my fault, it’s your fault. You need to figure your life out. You got one job and you suck at it. Brush. Imagine that your eyeshadow is a delicious fuckin spinach artichoke dip, right? Who doesn’t love that? Go – go slow if you have to cause it gets stuck in your eye-ball. It doesn’t have to be perfect because you are already perfect just the way you are. A good way to clean up your day drinking face – eyeshadow, imagine your – your own parent judging you oh – what did I do? Look at you – you’re such a fuck up! Like that – Perfect! Awesome!
[Jenna Marbles] Source: LYBIO.net
Now see how much better that looks, because you’re already drunk I wouldn’t necessarily recommend tools like but ah you know take some risk kid, wave it around your face a few times, get used to it, ok, your good, your good, nothing – nothing bad is gonna happen, what could possibly go wrong here. Nothing. Watch this. I don’t even need a mirror. Ooooh but oh that was right in my eye. Ya, let’s go what’s going on, I like your bathing suit, hey buddy, perfect, amazing. Gone. Someone’s like ah dude, you got stuff in your eye. NO NO NO! I PUT IT THERE alright emphasizes my irises. The one thing you should concentrate on is just getting some lashes on, dear male species when was the last time you glued something on your face, love Jenna, love I do this all the time. So when you just have a little bit of glue on there, just let it dry for like no time. Stick it on your face. I have no concept of time. How you doing? Perfect awesome. Just get it on there. Amazing. Get it to look good as possible. That ain’t bad. You gotta get your eyebrows on, this is the time you can afford to take a break, just be like, you know what? I know where my eyebrows are, close your eyes, hey, you gotta get inside the water line. This is the hardest part, you ready?
Think about baby giraffes oh it doesn’t feel good and then you realized that you picked a turquoise so that’s your gimmick, try very hard to not get your eyelids stuck to your eye, it’s not right, it’s just not right, it doesn’t look right makes your eye look all crazy, get your blush and bronzer out up in here, whose gonna yell at you for having extra bronzer on your face, nobody! Do I have a beard or what I just not paying attention. Open to interpretation, most important places to get with your bronzer, here, here, and here. You already got a natural glow kind of cause your drunk so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone that’s so red in the face, are you embarrassed, no, just excited to be here, I’m normal I swear, do you want my phone number? So gets some lip liner, it doesn’t matter what color it is, cause your gonna blend it ok, your gonna blend it, don’t let this scare you.
Just shut off your drunk brain for one second, my sober brain is gonna make sure that I show up to where ever we’re going looking regular, your choices of lip color are hoochie, hoe, trick, hoe shit. Don’t forget to put that hoe gloss over it. And if all of a sudden you realize that this is totally wrong. Just problem solve. After this, the only thing you have to worry about, is making sure that you act sober enough to get into where ever your going. I might as well be asleep by now cause I will probably look better but you know what I gave it all to God, I gave A for Effort, this this is a pretty good look if you ask me, up close your like what the fuck, far way your like ya buddy, oh get off my d^ck. And far away your like ya buddy. I don’t even know what this video is about. Make sure you subscribe to our our channel we put out new videos every Wednesday, my hands may or may not be down my pants right now cause it feels good. I think I need to take a shower, this is not a funny video at all. This is a real life shit. Umm huh
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