Jeffrey Almonte – JShamw0w – Old Spice Commercial
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[Jeffrey Almonte – JShamw0w – Old Spice Commercial]
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[Jeffrey Almonte – JShamw0w]
Hello ladies, take a look at me, now take a look at your men, now take a look at me, now look at your men’s ballsack, now back to me mother fucker. You might be thinking, well that was pretty stupid, redundant to look at my men’s ballsack but here is the point here. Does your men look like me, no. Can he smell like me hm? Maybe if you start using AXE body wash, he will stop smelling like an African howler monkey’s vagina. Get that shit out of here mother fucker. Tell your men to switch to Old Spice and he might just smell like me, like a real nigger.
Now the problem with real niggers is that bitches love them. Bitches love the real niggers, so how do we solve this problem? Hm? Now, this is where I come to the picture, to keep your men faithful, here is my gift to you. Inside this container are the new JZ, your men has always wanted. Let’s check them out. Whoops! Caught ‘em, I am not giving you shit bitch.
[Jeffrey Almonte – JShamw0w] Source: LYBIO.net
Take a look at your sexually useless man, now take a look at me. How does he look with no clothes on? Now how do I look with no clothes on. Well, there is only one way to find out. Shall I take off this towel? My wish is your command. Fuck, yeah, you’re in good hands.
Cut, that’s AllState you dumb dick.
Jeffrey Almonte – JShamw0w – Old Spice Commercial. Maybe if you start using AXE body wash, he will stop smelling like an African howler monkey’s vagina. Complete Comedy Skit Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.