Jakob SchØyen Andersen – Fridtjof StensÆth Josefsen – ÆØÅ – Size Matters

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Jakob SchØyen Andersen – Fridtjof StensÆth Josefsen – ÆØÅ – Size Matters

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[Jakob SchØyen Andersen – Fridtjof StensÆth Josefsen – ÆØÅ – Size Matters]

The American Dream is to be supreme
The bigger the better, the biggest ever
Size matters!
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It’s David versus Goliath
You’re the kickdrum. I’m the high hat.
Size matters!

You took a giant leap for mankind
We took a small step for cheese
Size matters!

We write stuff on paper.
You write stuff on a fucking hill!
Size matters!

More isn’t less, it’s more.
Size does matter
Size matters!

For every actor that we got
You’ve got a cast and crew and millionaire with that
Size matters!

I complain about my belly fat
You die from it. I can’t compete with that.
Size matters!

I feel so small
But we must not forget that
Size matters!

And we’ve got the biggest alphabet

We’ve got 29 letters, you’ve only got 26
Let’s see how big you are
when you suck our fucking vowels

Suck my Æ Ø Å
You ain’t got the Æ Ø Å
(Sham one!)
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain’t got the Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å / After X Y Zed
You ain’t got the Æ Ø Å / It’s no more Mr. Nice
We got Æ Ø Å / We got a great big alphabet
And it’s a matter of size

Bigger. Better. Stronger. Faster.
With Æ Ø Å I am the MÆstØr.

What makes you think you’re qualified for this job?
(chuckle) Well,
Æ Ø Å! I got Æ Ø Å!

Champaign for everyone, on me!
How will you pay for that?
(snooty laugh) Funny.
Æ Ø ÅI got Æ Ø Å.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Æ Ø Å!

Let me give you some Æ
Then I’m gonna make you Ø
C’mon, let’s get it Å
Take it slow from base to base
Then I Æ Ø Å all over your face!

Æ Ø Å
You ain’t got the Æ Ø Å
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain’t got the Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å / I don’t need your big fat ass
I got big fat Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å / I don’t need your rock and roll
I’m rocking Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å / I don’t need your pornography
Get it done by Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å / I don’t need no crack cocaine
I’m high on Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å /
I don’t need the iPhone 5
I got Æ Ø Å / Just gonna have a look at that

I don’t need Lady Gaga
Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å

Hello, Mr. President? Um, the Norwegians have a bigger alphabet than us.
What? Bigger? My fellow Americans. We have reason to believe…
Norway. Weapons of mass destruction.

Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å (explosion)

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