ItsKingsleyBitch – You Disgusting Ancient Man
So my friend informs me that he was looking for an apartment and he went on Craigslist and for some damn reason, I don’t know, I don’t know why anyone would look on Craigslist for a damn apartment! But anyway! He comes across this add that is too good to be damn true. It’s an apartment for $150.00 a month, with a room-mate and the room-mate is, of course, the one posting the ad. So he clicks on the damn thing[ad] and it turns out that its just some fuckin old ass freak, and he’s sitting up here like, you $150.00 dollars a month and I am a senior citizen, you, and I don’t care if you are male of female. But you have to know how to please a man at least 3 times a day! Excuse the fuck out of me! Who the hell are you! Hugh Hefner, sitting up thinking that someone what’s to please your old ass 3 times a day. First of all! This is something that disgusts me! I’m not one of those people who think Age and Age ain’t nothin but a number. I think age is all of it. I seriously, if you are old, you are fuckin 70 years old, do not talk to me! I don’t want to talk to your anxious ass. I mean, I know its not a perfect world but in my utopia, old people are just the sweet individuals who have experienced life who are just happy and who are prepared to you know, take the next journey of their life, they can retire, they can go on vacation. Most of them are in relationships with someone they have known forever. So to me, when you have an old ass person man or female, acting like a damn slut, that to me is just disgusting to me! Because I just imagine saggy ass skanks – I don’t want no wrinkly ass mo#$#$ Fu$#%$, wtf! Some people are attracted to that, like oh! My sober fox! I want a Cougar, wft! That’s just to me, I don’t know. I don’t even know, but you know! To each its own! Because I can’t really complain! We all know that some just got preferences that aren’t! Its about society, what do you think? Please tell me what you think about? Cause I’m not tryin to be mean, I’m really not. I want to discuss this. I don’t do old.
ItsKingsleyBitch – You Disgusting Ancient Man. I don’t know why anyone would look on Craigslist for a damn apartment! But anyway! He comes across this add that is too good to be damn true. It’s an apartment for $150.00 a month. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text For ItsKingsleyBitch – You Disgusting Ancient Man.