Htc Evo Vs iPhone4

Htc Evo Vs iPhone4

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[Pink Hat Character]
Welcome to the Apple Store, how may I help you today?

[Green Hat Character]
Can you fix my phone? I heard you have the genius peaks here, can they fix phones!

[Pink Hat Character]
Yes! Which iPhone do you have?

[Green Hat Character]
I have the HTC Evo!

[Pink Hat Character]
Oh, I see, that’s not an iPhone, though!

[Green Hat Character]
I read on the internet, it was just like the iPhone! But better!

[Pink Hat Character]
I see. Well, what is wrong with the phone?

[Green Hat Character]
It says my apps has crashed and the battery only stays charged for one hour.

[Pink Hat Character]
Well, it could be caused by Google’s shitty programing.

[Green Hat Character]
How do I fix it?

[Pink Hat Character]
You throw it the f** away and then purchase an iPhone!

[Green Hat Character]
But this has more MP’s than the iPhone! And is more open!

[Pink Hat Character]
Are you a photographer?

[Green Hat Character]
No!

[Pink Hat Character]
Are you a programmer?

[Green Hat Character]
No!

[Pink Hat Character]
Then why the f** do you care of either of those?!

[Green Hat Character]
It lets me clock my Evo to 1 giga hertz to 1. Jiggahurts!

[Pink Hat Character]
That’s an increase to almost nothing! And a great way to already kill your already pathetic battery life!

[Green Hat Character]
But this has a 4th G the iPhone, its missing a G.

[Pink Hat Character]
Do you live in a town with 4 G?

[Green Hat Character]
No, but my uncle does!

[Pink Hat Character]
Holly f** having a relative in a 4 G City does not grant you 4 G signal, I’ afraid!

[Green Hat Character]
I get a lower monthly bill on Sprint!

[Pink Hat Character]
Yes! But you are talking about a company that spends billions of dollars on f** Nascar instead of it’s Network! That shit is going to come back to haunt you!

[Green Hat Character]
I also get a free Nascar App.

[Pink Hat Character]
Wait! What! Holly shit are you serious!? F** this iPhone shit, I’m going to get an Evo, now! You’ve convinced me!

[Green Hat Character]
Really!

[Pink Hat Character]
Forget iPhone 4, which is stable and efficient, I am willing to use Google’s Battery hogging, error prune platform which requires an update every 3 days and apps that may or may not work with my model, in exchange for this NASCAR app. Tell me does it have Jimmy Johnson in it?

[Green Hat Character]
It does!

[Pink Hat Character]
F** yes! Where can I get one?

[Green Hat Character]
I purchased mine from Wall Mart for $199 and it only took four calls to customer service to get it activated, as well.

[Pink Hat Character]
You, and I, are friends now! And I can’t wait to video chat with you at some point in time. When we are both in 4 G Cities and video chat has not failure error-ed.

[Green Hat Character]
Really!?

[Pink Hat Character]
No!! F** you and F** your phone! Good luck fixing the broken a** shit – shit eating big headed frig-get!

Htc Evo Vs iPhone4. Welcome to the Apple Store, how may I help you today? Can you fix my phone? I heard you have the genius peaks here, can they fix phones! Yes! Which iPhone do you have? I have the HTC Evo! Oh, I see, that’s not an iPhone, though! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.