How I Met Your Mother – Ted’s Kids Like You’ve Never Seen Them
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[How I Met Your Mother – Ted’s Kids Like You’ve Never Seen Them]
Kids, New York City has lots of great restaurants but I didn’t discover my favorite Falafel place until the summer of 2013. It’s a funny story actually. I had an usually light breakfast that morning; yogurt with a little fruit.
So I was pretty darn hungry.
Now this wasn’t Greek yogurt, mind you.
But a heart smart non-fat.
Excuse me! Sorry, I don’t mean to break your flow here, or anything, but can I ask you one little question?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You sat us down to tell us the story of how you met our mother eight fuckin’ years ago!
Look at us. We’re grown ups now. I went through puberty on this couch.
I missed college. I know all the lyrics to “lets go to the mall”, but I don’t know who the fuckin’ President is!
I don’t remember what sunshine feels like on my skin.
We’ve been living off of rain water and small spider farm ironically we cultivated in this World’s Greatest Dad Mug.
The only girl that I’ve seen in the past eight years is my sister. And it’s starting to make me thing stuff. Bad stuff.
I’ll kill for a bathroom break. And a real bathroom.
We’ve been shitting in a bucket!
A FUCKIN BUCKET!
You still haven’t gotten to how you met mom?
All you’ve done is talk about it, an endless parade of sluts you’ve banged. Do you realize how disturbing that is? You’re our father.
I hope the story ends with you NOT meeting mommy! Cause honestly, at this point I wish I was never born.
Okay I get it. Did I ever tell you the story of the craziest teeth cleaning I ever got? I had been –
DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT ASSHOLE!
So you’re saying you want me to wrap it up?
Alright. I’ll wrap it up!
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