Honest Trailers – The Avengers
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[Honest Trailers – The Avengers]
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From Joss Whedon, God of the nerds, comes the movie blockbuster that finally unites the world’s greatest superheroes… that Marvel still has the rights to. The Avengers! The ultimate two hour geek fantasy that blinds all nerds from admitting any legitimate criticism. And put all of DC Comics on suicide watch. A villain, who inexplicably returns from the dead, will vow vengeance on the planet where his demigod brother’s sort-of-girlfriend lives. Forcing this bluetooth obsessed government agency to assemble the heroes from Marvel’s greatest franchises, except Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, and X-Men. Suit up with Iron Man – everyone’s favorite secondary Marvel character – who must redeem himself from the god awful Iron Man 2. Thor – who sort of pulled off his own movie, but who’s appearance here completely negates its ending. Captain America – no one’s favorite character, who just kinda has to be there. And The Incredible Hulk – who, for the sake of the plot, can now suddenly control his rage…
I’m always angry.
…without any explanation. Which doesn’t matter ‘cause that shot was awesome! Witness… the excitement…
I need you to get to that engine control panel…
…of Iron Man repairing a spaceship for twenty minutes. The thrill of generic aliens on flying jet skis. The confusing energy source of the Tesseract…
The Tesseract can fight, but you can’t protect against yourself…
…and its completely unjustified fail safe. The explosion that instantly kills every alien, conveniently tying up all loose ends. The Bromance…
And the character in the middle of the credits, who every nerd in the audience pretended to know. A movie so fulfilling… you won’t remember that the first 45 minutes are actually kind of boring. A villain so determined…
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You need the cube to bring me home, but I’ve sent it off I know not where.
…you’ll wonder why he’s uniting the only people who can stop him, in hopes of getting them to dislike each other.
Not a great plan.
Battles so action packed…
Stark, you’ve got a lot of strays stuck on your tail.
You won’t even ask yourself, “how are they even all talking to each other without ear pieces?”
I can close it, can anybody copy?
Stark, these things are still coming.
Starring… Bore. Pinkeye. Iron Man Pooping. Not Edward Norton. The Human Torch. Leather Boobs. Mace Windu. And Gay Bane.
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