H&M The Road Trip Featuring David Beckham And Kevin Hart

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H&M The Road Trip Featuring David Beckham And Kevin Hart

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[Kevin Hart:] Vegas, here we come! (Ha ha ha ha)

[David Beckham:] Source: LYBIO.net
I’m really starting to think I should never have agreed to this.

COMING SOON
I, BECKHAM
THE MUSICAL

Here’s the thing man… Those Vegas money men, they are going to ‘eat’ up the idea of a musical, David. I know what I’m talking about.

[David Beckham:]
You can sing right?

[Kevin Hart:] Everybody can sing. “Just the two of us!”

[David Beckham:]
Kev, this is so painful.

[Kevin Hart:] “You and I!” Talking about us.

[David Beckham:]
Can I drive?

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah, you can drive Dave. I’m going to post this and I’m going to say, “Hot bod brothers.” Hold on, look at me. Yeah, but do like a hot bod face. Like… No, that doesn’t look like a hot bod face.

[David Beckham:]
Well, what kind of face do you want me to pull?

[Police Siren]

[Kevin Hart:] What is that? Oh, No.

[David Beckham:]
The police, that’s fine.

[Kevin Hart:] I’m sleeping, say I’m sleeping!

[David Beckham:]
Why?

[Kevin Hart:]
Because I have a lot of unpaid parking tickets in Philadelphia. I’m talking about the bad stuff.

[David Beckham:] Source: LYBIO.net
It’s me, I’ve got it.

[Kevin Hart:] You know what type of trouble you can get in for parking in the handicapped spot? I’m out of here.

[David Beckham:]
I’m going to tell him you’re back there.

[Kevin Hart:] No you’re not!

[David Beckham:]
I am.

[David Beckham:]
How can I help you, officer?

[Police:]
Would you mind stepping out the vehicle please, sir?

[Kevin Hart:]
Hey, is everything… Everything okay out here?

[Police:]
No way! I’m you’re number one fan. Believe this? Do you know this guy?

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah, he drives the bus. He kind of operates the whole thing for me.

[Police:]
You had a broken rear tail light back there. You and me take a photo, and then we’ll forget all about it.

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah, how about it?

[Police:]
Take a photo.

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah, he can take it.

[Police:]
I can’t believe this.

[David Beckham:]
Is that good?

[Police:]
Take another one, take another one.

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah, do another one. Back up some, back up.

[Security:]
You sure this guy’s okay?

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah, he’s okay. Oh, I’m sorry. Can you give us a count? Because you’re just snapping, we don’t know when you’re taking it. This way so we can smile.

[David Beckham:]
Count for it?

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah.

[David Beckham:]
One… Two… Three. It’s good.

[Police:]
Wait until I tell my wife… I met ‘the’ David Beckham.

[Kevin Hart:] In the flesh. Why don’t you give your wife this for me?

[Police:]
Oh damn, unbelievable man. Unbelievable.

[Police:]
Drive safe.

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah. What? What are you mad about? Don’t be upset about it, those things happen. Vegas, here we come! Here it is. What’s it say?

[David Beckham:]
That said Mexico, not Vegas.

[Kevin Hart:] Where did you see that at?

[David Beckham:]
You didn’t see that big sign? You know, this is actually like kidnapping.

[Kevin Hart:] No, kidnapping is when you tie somebody’s hands up against their will.

[David Beckham:]
Kev, you’re lost!

[Kevin Hart:] Define lost…

[David Beckham:]
Goodnight Kev.

[Kevin Hart:] Goodnight.

[David Beckham:]
Kev?

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah?

[David Beckham:] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s all this stuff?

Dave, I’m sorry. You weren’t supposed to see it like this. I was going to use this stuff for the presentation.

[David Beckham:]
What’s wrong with the face?

[Kevin Hart:] You don’t like the face? “Hello, I’m David Beckham.”

[David Beckham:]
It’s almost life size.

[Kevin Hart:] Okay, not funny. Dave, this is serious man…

[Kevin Hart:] [Producing Beats]

[David Beckham:]
I’m going to sleep outside.

[Kevin Hart:] Why?

[David Beckham:]
Maybe try that…

[Kevin Hart:] I like, I like that.

[David Beckham:]
Kev… Do you mind?

[Kevin Hart:] I’m sorry, Dave. I thought I was helping you sleep better. Harmonicas are known to sooth the mind… Oh! Dave, you just saved my life man!

[David Beckham:]
I know, I know Kev.

[Kevin Hart:] Oh my god.

[David Beckham:]
Oh, Kev…

[Kevin Hart:] Dave?

[David Beckham:]
Goodnight Kev.

[Kevin Hart:] Hey Dave, I think you locked the door by accident. Hey Dave, I don’t know if it’s a good idea to leave me out here because I don’t know where you put the snake.

[Kevin Hart:] What are you doing?

[David Beckham:]
Kev, I have got to get back.

[Kevin Hart:] What do you mean? You are just going to leave like that Dave?

[David Beckham:]
Kev, how can I say this? You can’t sing… You can’t dance…

[Kevin Hart:] That’s ridiculous.

[David Beckham:]
I don’t even like musicals.

[Kevin Hart:] Close your mouth.

[David Beckham:]
I’ve got to get back.

[Kevin Hart:] Don’t talk like that! Hey stop! No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait! No! No! No…

[David Beckham:]
Kevin, did you forget the handbrake?

[Kevin Hart:] Yeah… I have little feet so I couldn’t get to the pedal. My face is a little burnt up.

“David Beckham….”

[Kevin Hart:] It still speaks… It still speaks. Watch your hands, it’s hot.

[David Beckham:]
Okay Kevin. Do you want to go to Vegas?

[Kevin Hart:] Thank you, Dave.

[David Beckham:]
What?

[Kevin Hart:] I forgot to put gas in the bike.

[David Beckham:]
You forgot to put gas in the bike?

[Kevin Hart:] I forgot to put gas in the bike. Dave, I’m going to tell you something; maybe that bike not starting is the best thing that ever happened to us… Because now we get to bond even more. We were close, now we’re going to be closer.

[David Beckham:]
Kev, do you mind just being quiet?

[Kevin Hart:] Well, we’ve got a lot of time to do that but I want to…

[David Beckham:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Just for ten minutes?

[Kevin Hart:] Well listen…

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