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[Harrison Ford Broccoli Joke]
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[David Michael Letterman (April 12, 1947)] Source: LYBIO.net
Harrison and I were chatting during the commercial there and he has a joke and I’m encouraging him to tell the joke, he’s a little – a little reluctant
[Harrison Ford (July 13, 1942)]
If I tell this joke my wife is gonna be so mad at me.
I think it – honestly – I can’t help you there – but I – I think it’s worth it.
Will you write me a little note.
I’ll write you a little note. Ya, it will mean quite a lot to her coming from me.
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So this guys working in the produce department in the grocery store and a lady walks up and she says: “Excuse me.”
He says: “Yes?”
She says: “Where’s the broccoli, I can’t find the broccoli?”
He said: “Oh, I’m really sorry ma’am.” He says. “We ran out of broccoli, we’ll have some tomorrow morning.”
And he goes back to his work and he’s stacking the oranges and – and he hears behind: “Mister” “Mister”
And he turns around and it’s the say lady, and she says: “Where’s the Broccoli?” “You got any broccoli?”
He says: “No, ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli.” “We’ll – I’ll have some tomorrow morning.”
Goes back to work.
A couple of minutes later, this woman walks up – right in his face and she says: “How come I can’t find any broccoli?”
He says: “Lady, ah, do me a favor, will you.”
She says: “What?”
He says: “How do you spell – indulge me – how do you spell cat?”
He says: “Like in Catastrophic?”
She says: “C-A-T.”
He says: (thumbs up)
He says: “How do you spell dog?” “Like in dogmatic?”
She says: “D-O-G.”
He says: “How do you spell Fuck like in Broccoli?”
She say: “There is no Fuck in Broccoil!”
He says: “That’s what I’m trying to tell you lady!”
[David Letterman] Source: LYBIO.net
Academy Nominated Actor. There you go, nice job.
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