Hank Green – Is Lady Gaga A Man – Vlogbrothers
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[Hank Green – Is Lady Gaga A Man – Vlogbrothers]
Good morning, __ as we must do in this day and age, I was googling and I don’t even remember what I was searching for – as you, I’m sure you know. Google, nowadays actually attempts to guess what you want to know, before you finish telling it what you want to know. Source: LYBIO.net Because apparently we are so lazy that we rather not move our fingers anymore than necessary. Its a clever little trick and I imagine that it works basically by figuring out what other people have searched for, that start with the same letters as what your searching for, which is, I guess, convenient -ish. But more than the value of convenient, I think the real value is its ability to ah, to help us peer into the soul of mankind. So lets say we start off with “Is”. Lots of Google queries must begin with the letter “I”, “S” and then space. And here we have “is facebook down”, that’s probably what people search a lot when facebook goes down. The second most common question starting with “Is” asked to Google, is: “Is Ladygaga a man”. I’ll just go ahead and answer that one for everyone, NO! No, Ladygaga is not a man. And then we have a beginning of a trend we will see a lot in Google Auto Completes, “is daniel tosh gay”, “is justin bieber gay”, “is nate berkus gay”, I don’t even know who Nate Berkus is, but to peer deeper into our nations psyche you can type in “is my” and find out what people are curious about concerning their possessions, including “is my husband gay”, “is my boyfriend gay”, “is my mac 64 bit” which is actually a legitimate normal google Google question, why aren’t they all like that? “is my license suspended”, which is a question you really should know the answer to. “is my house haunted”, which I am amazed. I am – I am just amazed. And go deeper just type a random letter “is my d”, is my dog pregnant, is my dog sick, is my dog dying, is my dog gay. Source: LYBIO.net Yes, your dog is, actually, you dog is probably bi-s.. actually your dog is probably omni-sexual, you dog probably had s** with pillows, your dog is probably ejaculating on the arm of a couch right now, wow, are hang ups, we have them. I had a little bit of an inspiration, so I had to go ahead and type in, “is john green”, and John, I know you want to know what the world wants to know about you, “is john green married?” Yes. “is john green gay?” Is John Green gay, why does everybody wanna know if everybody’s gay? Let me just go and answer all of these questions for you. Source: LYBIO.net
Yes, no, yes, yes, no, John Green is not dead. So of course now I know what people want to know about you. I had to figure out what people wanted to know about me. (is john green…) And piece of a rooster ___ knocker of poo, no one cares about what Hank Green is. So let me guys ask you a favor, can you go Google, “is Hank Green awesome”, maybe if enough people do it, it will auto-complete. I find this exploration fascinating particularly the obsession with the sexual orientation of people and I’m looking forward into delving deeper in our nations psyche using the tool of Google Auto-Complete, and of course finally, I had to ask google what people are asking about Google. One letter into it, we are already asking if Google is making us stupid, but we are also asking if “is god real”, and “is gonorrhea curable”, but go ahead and type in “is google ga”, and you will find out that fewer people are asking whether google is gaining a monopoly on the world’s information than asking whether google is gay. John, google is a genderless website that hopefully never has had a thought, much less a feeling of romantic longing, and thus, we can all assume that google is not gay. John, I will see you on Monday.
Hank Green – Is Lady Gaga A Man – Vlogbrothers. No, Ladygaga is not a man. And then we have a beginning of a trend we will see a lot in Google Auto Completes, “is daniel tosh gay”, “is justin bieber gay”, “is nate berkus gay”, I don’t even know who Nate Berkus is. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Hank Green – Is Lady Gaga A Man – Vlogbrothers.