Guy Shares What He Learned In Prison

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Guy Shares What He Learned In Prison

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[Guy Shares What He Learned In Prison]

[Man (Ex-prisoner):] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, believe it or not, people when they use this fucking thing, [points to a toilet] you guys don’t use toilets correctly. I’m telling everybody in America doesn’t use them correctly, I’ll tell you right now.

When you take a shit, which I’ve done and everyone else in this whole fuckin’ – who is a human being does, when you take a shit, this is something I’ve learned in prison, and pretty much only then, learned in prison, because you have to share a small fucking cell the size of a bathroom with somebody. Now check this out.

People, when you use bathrooms, you know the shit falls out of your ass, you are supposed to go like this [flush]. Supposed to fucking, hit the button, right?

You know you go like this… right when the shit comes out, that way it doesn’t make the whole bathroom smell like shit.

You know, and then, and if some more shit comes out, who cares, hit the fucking thing, bang, fucking hit it again, man. That way your fucking shit isn’t going to fucking making this shit, this whole room, smell like shit for the next person. Think about it, it makes very sense. That’s one of the things I learned in prison, yeah.

So, think about it.

Next time you are sitting on the fucking toilet, and the whole bunch of fucking brown logs fall out of your ass, immediately fucking put some water on the shit, and then while you’re sitting there, and then if some more logs fell out, just keep flushing it, man. You know, why make a bathroom just fucking reek full of — , why just sit in a bathroom that just reeks full of shit, that don’t make no sense, that is disgusting.

[Man (Ex-prisoner):] Source: LYBIO.net
That’s one of the things I learned, that’s a tip for you because I’m sure your girlfriend and everybody will be happy.

Guy Shares What He Learned In Prison

Guy Shares What He Learned In Prison

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