Girl Totally Obsessed With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Girl Totally Obsessed With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Michele Ivey TMNT

Michele Ivey TMNT

[Girl Totally Obsessed With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]

[Fred Willard:] Source: LYBIO.net
This next story takes us to Ferndale, Michigan, the Jell-O salad capital of the Midwest. 26 year-old Michele Ivey is convinced she’s a ninja turtle.

For the last 14 years 26 year old Michele Ivey has dedicated her life to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

[Michele Ivey:]
Michelangelo is my favorite turtle because he reminds me of myself.

Cowabunga!
Come on dude, its shell kicking time.

[Bryan Ivey (Michele’s Brother):]
I figured it was a phase. She grew out of the Care Bears; she grew out of My Pretty Pony.

[Chrissy Mongeau (Michele’s Neighbor):]
She has become a ninja turtle pretty much. She’s crossed over the line and has adapted a whole new personality.

[Michele Ivey:]
These here are my heads.

[Basement Jaxx – Where’s Your Head At]

[Michele Ivey:]
Yes, this is not my head, these are my heads. This right here is my new pride and joy, Michelangelo from Turtles III. So any scene where you see Michelangelo, like when he goes, wait, really I’m just a beautiful princess in disguise. Oh, sword, break the spell, give me a kiss. Then it’s – actually this head saying it.

[Fred Willard:]
Because Michele works at a factory for minimum wage she takes out bank loans to feed her ninja turtle obsession.

[Michele Ivey:]
This head cost me $2,000.

[David Ivey:]
The one thing I like now is that she has her own job, she’s making her own money and she can waste her own money on this stuff. Pardon my French.

[Michele Ivey:] Source: LYBIO.net
I paid $1,800 for Leonardo.

[Bryan Ivey:]
Michele’s going high risk. She’s willing to put herself into that in order to say, I have the head of Leonardo.

[Michele Ivey:]
I have been downright told by several people just drop the turtles and get a real life. Yet, I have a life.

One big pizza. Yes, that’s bacon –

Why am I a little bit afraid?

[Fred Willard:]
Michele lives on a strict ninja turtle diet that means pizza everyday covered with bizarre toppings.

I call you dude, one pepperoni with pickles.

[Michele Ivey:]
Okay, I’m making us a BLT pizza.

[Bryan Ivey:]
When Michele orders a pizza get a slice quick because it’s going to be pizza goulash.

Well dudes, these are some moves that my master Splinter has taught me to protect myself from people like him.

[Bryan Ivey:]
Some people keep pets, I have a little sister.

[Fred Willard:]
But it didn’t stop at the custom for Michele, she even spend $5,000 on karate lessons becoming a blue belt so she could fight like a ninja turtle.

[Michele Ivey:]
When I’m in these situations I kind of feel like they’re standing behind me, protecting me.

[Bryan Ivey:]
Oh, hey, you lost your things.

[Michele Ivey:]
What things?

[Bryan Ivey:]
Yeah.

Michele Ivey These Here Are My Heads

Michele Ivey These Here Are My Heads

[Michele Ivey:] Source: LYBIO.net
And I say, hey guys, you there and you know they’ll check in with me every now and then.

Okay.

[Bryan Ivey:]
That hurt.

[Michele Ivey:]
That hurt.

When the turtles entered my life they taught me to be self aware, they taught me to never hide behind any wall of who you really are, but to live your life as you want to. Michelangelo goes, follow your heart guys, follow your heart. And then he breaks into the song called Follow Your Heart.

He can try anything to tear us apart
but there’s one thing that’s still clear.

Totally Obsessed Turtle Girl

Totally Obsessed Turtle Girl

[Michele Ivey:]

That there’s no way
that he’ll get inside of our hearts,
just remember that we’re still here.

The time has come
to change it all,
to wash away your fear.
We only have to stick together
the good times are so near!

Follow your heart
Follow your heart
Follow your heart
Follow your heart

That song changed my life because they taught me to follow my heart.

[Fred Willard:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Follow your heart, follow your heart.

Michele Ivey Follow Your Heart

Michele Ivey Follow Your Heart

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