Garfunkel And Oates 29/31

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Garfunkel And Oates 29/31

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[Garfunkel And Oates 29/31]

[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

In this song we’re playing the same women two years apart, I’m 29 and I’m 31.

[KATE (29):]
For the first time in my life I see it clearly
I’ve realized the power of being a woman
29 years old and time’s on my side
I’m in my prime
I’ve hit my stride
I’ve got so much charisma and so many options
It’s nice to always have my pick

[RIKI (31):]
THERE’S NOBODY LEFT/I’M ALL ALONE

[KATE:]
I’m at the top of my game
Possibilities are endless
And I just feel really pretty
I’m holding out for someone who meets my standards
Won’t settle for anything less than perfect
I know what I want
And I can have it
I’m surrounded by love and peace

[RIKI:]
THERE’S NOBODY LEFT
I’M ALL ALONE
Why did I wait
What’s wrong with me
In two short years I’m gonna be 33
Who the hell will want me then
My ovaries are shrinking
I’m disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore

[KATE:]
Things unfold when they are supposed to cause everything happens for a reason
It’ll happen for me when I’m not even looking
He’ll just appear and I’ll just know
And he’ll love me forever without any work
Who needs to try when things are meant to be

[KATE:]
(simultaneous) La la la la la la la la la la la

[RIKI:]
(simultaneous) THERE’S NOBODY LEFT
I’M ALL ALONE Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn’t apply to you in your adorable cocoon of agelessness
Well it does
And while you’re just waiting around and focusing on you guess what
You’re gonna miss your window

[KATE:]
Everything happens for a reason
You know I truly believe that

[RIKI:]
Yeah you said that before

[KATE:]
Oh my god it does though, everything happens for a reason

[RIKI:]
What about the Haitian earthquake
Or cellulite on skinny women

[KATE:] Source: LYBIO.net
Just say, “Hey Universe, I’m ready!”
It’ll happen when you least expect it

[RIKI:]
Well now I don’t expect it at all now so I guess it’s right around the corner

[KATE:]
Maybe you’re putting out the wrong vibe
Maybe you’re closed off to love
Let me tell you a secret it’s called The Secret

[RIKI:]
Here’s another secret you’re an asshole

[KATE:]
Your negativity is a self-fulfilling prophecy
The reason things go well for me is cause of positivity

[RIKI:]
Well I’m positive fertility always begins to atrophy when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality

[KATE:]
It never once occurred to me that things won’t work out perfectly
When god closes a door you see he opens a window

[RIKI:]
You realize that’s a smaller opening right
You used to be able to just walk out the door and now you have to climb out of some slightly ajar window somewhere possibly falling like 8 stories to your death
That is not an upgrade
And you know what else

[RIKI:]
(simultaneous) THERE’S NOBODY LEFT
I’M ALL ALONE
YOU’RE SO STUPID
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
AAAAAHHHHH

[KATE:]
(simultaneous) You can’t love someone else til you love yourself
You can’t love someone else til you love yourself
You can’t love someone else til you love yourself Cause life is

[KATE:]
Good.

[RIKI:]
Over

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