Free Hugs Prank – $2 Deluxe Hugs
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[Free Hugs Prank – $2 Deluxe Hugs] Source: LYBIO.net
Get you deluxe hugs, super special extra deluxe hugs. Hey, how is it going? How is business?
Well, uh… mine are free, so it’s not a business. So can you um… I don’t know… go?
Different customers want different stuff, so it’s cool. Deluxe hugs for $2.
I have don’t have $2.
I’ll take a check, a credit card; I’ll also accept oranges as payment. Mine are better. How are you? Nice to see you.
Yeah, I bet.
I’ve worked at the Hug Deli before. I know about good hugs.
What’s the Hug Deli? That where you hug sandwiches?
The money here goes to good cause; it goes to feed the hungry. My wife and I get hungry a couple of times a day and we like to go out to nice restaurants and stuff or I might buy DVDs with it. I like DVDs.
These are free.
You’re really messing up my business here. Source: LYBIO.net
It’s not a business!
You get me my business.
Not a business.
I’ll give you a handshake.
All right, that’s $0.50. Now you owe me $0.50 for the handshake.
Okay. I’ll pay you next week.
No, no, seriously that’s $0.50, you have to pay.
Yeah, I will pay it seriously.
I’ll pay you next week.
No, no, seriously I need the $0.50.
What you got there? Is that pistachios? I’ll give you hug for $2 and pistachios. I’ll hug the shit out of you.
Yeah, they are really good. What else you are going to do with two bucks, it’s like gee, I have $2, I think I will tear it up and throw it in the fire. Don’t throw your money in the fire. Just give $2, and I give you f****** hug. I’ll hug your baby for $1. You can afford it, you got a nice phone. I will not give your money back. It’s a non-money-back-guarantee. I’m just trying to get a room for the night. I’m staying over the Four Seasons. You have to do 270 hugs to pay for a room there today. Okay, free for you. These are really, really good, and they are not as smelly as the hippie hugs.
Where are you going?
I’m trying to get away from you.
You are f***ing bugging me.
Where did he go?
He is over there.
This is a good spot.
Why are you doing this?
Just try to ignore me. Maybe I’ll go away.
How come your hug is $2?
Oh, these are the deluxe hugs. His are cheaper, but they feel cheaper. Mine are with love and his are filled with hate.
Yes, look, look at a hateful hug. I hug 50% longer, I use both arms, I really mean it, that’s the big thing. Source: LYBIO.net
Are you saying, I don’t mean it?
No, I’m just saying that like I’m really good at it. He is an armature, I am a professional and I can kind of do a twist or I can rock back and forth a little bit, and I can use a leg, I can wrap a leg around too, that’s part of the $2. For an extra dollar, I can add humming, little humming, I’ll also tell you, I love you. That’s no extra charge for the I love you. There you go. Source: LYBIO.net
Are you kidding me?
Thank you. Thank you. Here we go.
Hey you’re back. Hi.
So what can I get for, like, a $20?
Seriously? I think we’ll have to go to my car for that. You want to. Okay.
Are you very far away?
No, I’m right in the parking lot. Come on. This way.
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